Saminaluvsyou
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I was born to party, but forced to study.
2:52 AM Jun 1st
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A cop pulled me over and said ''Papers...'' So I said, ''Scissors, I win!'' and drove off like a boss!
6:15 AM Jun 1st
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Balls: "That's unfair! Every time you go in you never bring us along, only you enjoy!" Penis: "You think it's fun? I always keep vomiting!"
12:05 PM May 31st
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Everything becomes 100 times louder when you're trying not to wake someone up.
2:57 PM May 31st
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Dude. my Grama is so weird. shes all like "the babys hungry for some big boobs but booby mama is in the bathroom so boobies for the baby ...
2:40 PM May 28th
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Minor heart attack. RETWEET this.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨if you thought your screen was cracked.
1:20 AM Apr 3rd
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A: Is that person a boy or a girl? B: She's my daughter. A: I'm sorry! I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I'm not, I’m her mother.
1:36 AM Apr 3rd
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I walked into my sisters room today and tripped on her bra… I guess you could say… It was a boobie trap.
9:47 AM Apr 5th
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Home alone during the day: *dancing* FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOW TO THE WALLL!!! Home alone at night: *squeezes kitchen knife* WHO'S THERE?!
9:56 AM Apr 5th
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Math city bitch, math math city bitch, math city bitch, math math city bitch, 10, 10, 10 and 20 equals 50 bitch..
8:34 PM Apr 9th
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DO NOT READ THIS TWEET! I said don't! I told you to stop! But hey! C'mon stop reading! Wtf!? WOW! YOU'RE A FUCKING REBEL!
4:10 PM May 13th
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Who else speaks sarcasm as a second language?
4:15 PM May 13th
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Me:*breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE .
8:44 PM May 13th
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If you can read this in 3 seconds and retweet it in 4 seconds, you are a ninja!”
8:51 PM May 13th
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"I wasn't that drunk!".... "Dude, you were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa!"
3:41 PM May 19th
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I'll be Burger King and you'll be McDonalds, I'll be doing it my way and you'll be lovin' it.
3:43 PM May 19th
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I bet you had to read this twice.
4:34 PM May 19th
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Me: *relaxing* Bird: *crashes into my window* Me: God is playing Angry Birds. (...) therefore... God thinks I'm a pig.
4:39 PM May 19th
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Laughing to yourself after you think of something funny because you're such a hilarious bastard.
2:18 AM May 21st
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Retweet if you've had your Twitter longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.
10:09 AM May 21st
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- Name Samina Thomas
- Location Anonymous!
- Bio I like music and Purple! haha. i love everything except boring stuff! so lets see you push that follow button and make everyone happy kay? Peace Luv Happiness
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