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SamelaAnderson

  1. I slept the entire weekend and I'm still tired. What the balls.
  2. @CalliCatBC1 @bclions Me too!
  3. @Spitzka If it was a large burly gay man that broke the old gate then I stand by me saying he's an asshole.
  4. Changing my oil and filling my tires is basically just a lot of me apologizing and my dad doing it for me.
  5. New gate because bears are assholes. twitter.com/SamelaAnderson…
  6. A girl saying she's adventurous in bed: defs anal, probs threesomes. A guy saying the same: he wants you to shit on his chest.
  7. @BCLions A girl can dream, right? Haha :)
  8. @BCLions Hidden cameras in the locker room!
  9. Wrapping up all my unfinished projects at home today AKA driving a carful of stuff to my parents' and storing it in their basement.
  10. Nothing makes you spring to life out of a deep sleep quite like accidentally punching yourself in the vaj.
  11. @mistergoats Sounds like you didn't think that through.
  12. And like 500 hair elastics. Hoarders is coming.
  13. I own like 500 bandaids. How did this happen.
  14. @TheGregoryYorke Wtf :(
  15. @jaimestein Yay I'm excited you'll be there!
  16. @BCLionsDen @richardobrand @jaimestein I'm so excited to be disastrously hungover at the tweetup again! #GCTweetUp
  17. My superpower is constantly losing things at home despite living in a shoebox.
  18. @mistergoats Try it anyway!
  19. Oh my god those rings are bananas.
  20. You can judge how bad I am at Visio by how colourful the end result is. If it's pretty enough the content doesn't matter.