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Sambo_Slim

  1. "Let me entertain you".. Okay.. Tits or GTFO... 37 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. #ImADemocratBecause I don't realize that both parties have citizens pointing fingers at each other while politicians make themselves richer. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. #ImADemocratBecause, like republicans, I choose to vote for what's best for my party and not what's best for my country.. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. #ImADemocratBecause, like republicans, I refuse to look at an issue from an objective standpoint and choose the best possible solution.. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. #ImADemocratBecause, like republicans, I need someone to tell me how to think.. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. You know you're a badass when you're black and bald yet still get a role as Nick Fury.. #TheAvengers about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. #ImADemocratBecause I haven't realized that I'm getting screwed by both parties.. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. Usher/Justin Bieber is the new Michael Jackson/Macaulay Culkin.. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @Jknipp32 It's all in the attitude bro.. It's all in the attitude.. ;) about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jknipp32
  10. @Jknipp32 haha! No way man.. I refuse to believe that.. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jknipp32
  11. If your team celebrates like they won the title before they're even in the finals, they probably aren't winning the title.. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Kinect Fitness and WiiFit are for fat people who don't want to do real exercise but want to say they work out. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  13. "Bullying is Not Cool" Do your part to end it by trying not to be such a pussy.. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  14. Can't wait to embarrass all the noobs on #Halo4 about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  15. It's "you're" ~> “@OuchCharlieeee: Bullying Is Not Cool, if you do it your a loser” about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  16. #ThoughtsWhileOnAdate I hope she knows I don't go all the way on the first date.. I'm not that kind of guy.. *has boner* about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  17. *freebases bath salt while on the dirty kitchen floor in the fetal position* about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  • Name Sambo Slim
  • Location San Antonio,TX
  • Bio Avid knife-fighter. Also kinda like MMA,joking,fitness,& gaming. Please route all mix-tapes & demos to: Right up your own ass. #AssholeIsland #TeamKnifeFight
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