Sam_Shad
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Anyone want to come with me to my Tahoe cabin for a weekend of skiing? My van seats 9, I'll be leaving at sundown and BYOBlindfold/zipties
12:43 PM Dec 11th
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@ Roll with my crew more. That stuff's nothing. We don't have anybody who does ham, but Carol likes to dress as a candied yam.
12:37 PM Dec 10th
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Every day I believe more and more that I am indeed the second coming of Jon Arbuckle.
10:58 PM Dec 9th
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Snow angels are nature's blow up dolls.
11:02 PM Dec 7th
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Autumn snow moistens the leaves in the gutter drain so they feel great. Only problem is frost bite on the Little Sam.
4:56 PM Dec 6th
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So glad the annual assessment meeting is postponed. I still can't say "I've been working very closely with the interns..." without winking.
8:28 PM Nov 22nd
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Going to hit up a Twilight show to mack on babes but an intern mentioned a band playing that sprays blood and semen on the crowd. I'm torn.
3:37 PM Nov 20th
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Humans are too conscious of their bodies to even have sex with the lights on but I'm very glad the YMCA showers still have the lights on.
5:51 PM Nov 19th
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Had to pee in a meeting today. So I urinated in my pants a few drops at a time, waited for it to dry, and repeated. Most efficient idea ever
4:48 PM Sep 18th
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YAY! While filming an episode of The Dining Show, Lise Mousel broke one of my sex bracelets. It was glittery blue. Ask her what that means!
10:04 AM Sep 16th
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Just doing some of my regular Google searches and found a band called 14 Year Old Girls. Never been more mislead in my life.
8:15 PM Sep 15th
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@ Why does your wife need a ride to KRNV? Can't you just call a cab for her? Or I could give her a ride... ifyaknowudimean
2:26 PM Sep 15th
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@ Your son tried to pull that shit on me, but the other way around. What am I supposed to do with an actual cream filled pastry??
11:05 AM Sep 14th
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The MTV Video Music Awards were a letdown... Where's Gideon Yago? Whatever happened to that hearty slice of sweet buttered toast?
11:37 PM Sep 13th
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Lost In Translation on Travel Channel and I'm actually less lonely and alienated than normally when they show Andrew Zimmern eat cat dicks.
12:25 AM Sep 13th
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@ I'm 74% sure that I'd be on that list, but I was wearing my favorite Lise Mousel mask, so I don't know.
11:49 AM Sep 10th
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Lacing up my gimp mask last night when I thought LACES OUT, DAN! then I was laughing too hard to do ANYthing with anal beads. Ruined night.
11:14 AM Sep 10th
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I don't need to bring as much food next year though, theres free food everywhere! ...covered in delicious body paint and filled with MDMA.
3:31 PM Sep 9th
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Burning Man was great and I truly left no trace. because I found out my spirit animal is a hyena... hyena's eat dead bodies, right?
3:29 PM Sep 9th
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.............also were r his real plants? i cud only find a fake 1 an i think thurs a trap door ur sumthin in front of it lol mr shadz funny
11:47 AM Sep 4th
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- Name Sam Shad
- Location Reno
- Bio I am the voice of people who want to know how food tastes
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