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samthewlis

So MoneySavingExpert sells out to Moneysupermarket.com . Whose pockets are bulging now...? bitterwallet.com/moneysavingexp… about 14 hours ago via TweetDeck
So. Bought husband a bottle of fizz to celebrate his outstanding Ofsted observation. He's gone out celebrating.All in favour of drinking it? 12:39 PM May 31st via TweetDeck
eating yoghurt out of your own cleavage is not actually sexy, right? #dentalanaestheticnotwornoffcompletely 6:47 AM May 31st via TweetDeck
And the left side of my face has just defrosted. Woo. 6:22 AM May 31st via TweetDeck
I thought it really interesting that HMRC can tell Scotland it won't collect their tax for them. And amusing. Apparently I am sad. #taxgeek 6:20 AM May 31st via TweetDeck
been to dentist. I now look like TwoFace with my weird half smile. Also, bits of lunch keep escaping from the numb side #oversharing 6:16 AM May 31st via TweetDeck
VagendaMagazine Am now reading 'Masturbation for beginners', which says: 'touch your face with your fingertips.' Knowledge of anatomy is second to none. 3:17 AM May 31st via web Retweeted by samthewlis and 18 others
Want to see some classic authors on the beach in their swimsuits? Why not... flavorwire.com/190406/take-a-… 1:28 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
this is a long shot- anyone Birmingham/West Mids know anyone who does drives? Need my drive doing and would prefer a recommendation? Ta. 3:22 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
Birthday boy may be proud of his new age seven-ness but he still finished the day asking me to sing him to sleep #mummysboy 3:03 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
came home early to tidy up for small boy's birthday visitors. Visitors are still coming. I am not tidying up. #cabbaged 6:13 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
RT @johnprescott #warsisongs Warsi. (What is it good for?) 3:10 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
My picks for newly discovered #storysunday Laura blogaboutwriting.wordpress.com/2012/05/16/fla… and Michael michaelcwrites.wordpress.com And sixwords.co.uk/magazine of course... 2:35 AM May 27th via TweetDeck
@profanityswan You're confused? I keep thinking the young Barry is John Bishop... 4:06 PM May 26th via TweetDeck in reply to profanityswan
welovethisbook My Lovely Horse, My Lovely Horse... #eurovision 1:43 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by samthewlis and 7 others
sweden do know this is #eurovision, right? 1:19 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
Um. Surely Greece can't afford to win anyway... #eurovision #boringfinancialtweet 1:15 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
why rock music would have never taken off if there were no men? #denmark #eurovision 1:12 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
cannot believe I had a child-out-of bed issue at the exact moment to miss the Russioan Grannies. Gutted. 12:51 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
@mumstheboss yay :) No, that isn't enough yay :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) : 3:00 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to mumstheboss

Name sam thewlis
Location Birmingham, UK
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Bio Purveyor of written stuff. Mostly for some smashing websites but also some not very pleasant stories. Is also a tax accountant, but keeps that quiet.