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SamThereforeIam

  1. Tonight I'm not takin no calls cause I'll be dancin. about 1 hour ago via txt
  2. Rain, rain fuck off. 2:37 PM May 29th via txt
  3. Oh shit...i stayed too late.... 10:40 PM May 23rd via txt
  4. I just need a man. And if he can play pool with me...that's a bonus. 10:06 PM May 23rd via txt
  5. If i pass up talking to a cute boy for you...i must love you. 9:49 PM May 17th via txt
  6. I dare a new bitch to run up on dis old school. 4:29 AM May 16th via txt
  7. @jmagustin1 Uh hate you bitch I wanna play it. 12:30 PM May 14th via web in reply to jmagustin1
  8. The worst feeling is respecting someone for doing something and hating them for it as well. 11:31 PM May 12th via txt
  9. I miss the times when hookah was still new and exotic to me. 7:44 PM May 4th via txt
  10. Just had a lil convo wit miss Phi Phi O'Hara. Mwah. 9:35 PM Apr 22nd via txt
  11. Spend all ya money cause today paydayyyy. 11:57 AM Apr 20th via txt
  12. Bitch, if you don't worship me...you don't deserve me. 12:33 AM Apr 19th via txt
  13. I'll do anything you want for___ 10:16 PM Apr 18th via txt
  14. I need a smoke. 9:14 PM Apr 11th via txt
  15. Margo! Polo! 9:27 PM Apr 7th via txt
  16. "I don't wanna smoke dog hair...." -this party i'm at. 12:11 AM Apr 7th via Twitter for Android
  17. Watching paint dry. 5:48 PM Mar 24th via txt
  18. Wait til you see my smile. 3:29 PM Mar 21st via txt
  19. I need to grow the fuck up. 9:26 AM Mar 10th via txt
  20. @jmagustin1 Excuse me bitch? 5:50 PM Mar 8th via web in reply to jmagustin1