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SamOnn

  1. Today is Friday and work ends at 5:30pm. This weekend is a long one. Time to recover my sleep time. I lack 13 hours of sleep for this week. 5:40 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. In trains, M1-3GSM = CMI. SINGTEL-3GSM = GOD. I can see a lot of M1 users trying to restart 3G to no avail. Even 2G is at one bar. Zzz 5:27 PM Apr 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Good job SMRT, I think you should go into world records. Peak hour train from tampines to city hall took 50 minutes. 5:46 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. What to do when trains stop 5 mins on every station? Bloody noob driver don't have the balls to just close doors. 5:33 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Stupid sales girls promoting whatever insurance at tampines int get touchy often. One touched me and I gave a shag face and walk away. 3:57 AM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. "Today" newspaper should stop distributing papers to train commuters. The whole train stinks with acidic smell making a lot of people sick! 4:59 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. I got a plan to deal with those sadistic people later. All I need to do is ignore like a retard and get my job done. 5:22 PM Apr 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. In life, there are some whom just want to make others day feel bad just for the thrills. 5:03 AM Apr 19th via web
  9. Grades = 10%. Experiences = 90%. This is how life works. If you have the experience and been on the job you will know that experience is $. 9:04 PM Mar 28th via web
  10. Zzz stupid ah neh. First time KFC, blur like sotong ask here ask there even Pepsi must ask what is it inside. Lol madness 101 lmao 4:44 AM Mar 17th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. Fk those PRC Commies cut the queue to board bus and snatch reserved seat at SBS 8232X. 6:06 AM Mar 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. Day by day I am being haunted by my pes status. Why must they make my life so hard? I am genuine unfit, no one understands. 11:29 PM Mar 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. At Tampines Poly Clinic now. Need to update my asthma condition and get a memo / report from doctor for CMPB medical re-review. Zzz 10:24 PM Mar 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  14. mtglampoon.com/2011/06/29/exc… Yes MTGO shuffler is rigged. I am so pissed off now to throw US$170 to a rigged shuffler game. Damn it. 2:55 AM Mar 8th via web
  15. Damn ABUMTGO, your MTGO account is online. Made payment and you never respond. I seriously need those cards to complete the deck. 10:16 PM Mar 7th via web
  16. Lol the Show Hand show at channel U. Chew Chor Meng hit on 19 did he get a two to 21 or busts his hand? 7:04 AM Mar 7th via web
  17. March 2011 – March 2012 samonn.com/2012/03/07/my-… My blog goes online for one year! 5:57 AM Mar 7th via Tweet Button
  18. samonn.net/forest-charges/ Construct a very cheap forest deck on MTGO. All together it costs US$1.99 for those cards. Just for fun classic deck! 10:04 AM Mar 5th via web
  19. Shock pen from China arrived today. For the first time I do not know how to use it and push the pen onto my palm & got a terrible shock lol! 4:32 AM Mar 5th via web
  20. For 3 days straight in a row, I saw 11:11 on my computer time. All my wishes were the same, wish my mum a fast recovery from kidney dialysis 7:40 PM Nov 16th, 2011 via web