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SamOgden

  1. @rjblaskiewicz lay it on me. 7:32 AM Apr 10th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to rjblaskiewicz
  2. I had a rough time after my girlfriend cheated on me. I admit I even had thoughts of suicide . . . I kept hoping.she'd kill herself. 6:22 PM Feb 16th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. Just past a group of hippies praying. Now I'm consumed by curiosity about who or what they were praying to. And what they were praying for. 6:09 PM Feb 16th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. Through exhaustive research, scientist have discovered that everything is 37% funnier with Yakety Sax as background music. 11:59 AM Feb 14th via web
  5. Oil is a finite resource? Tell that to my phone when I'm wiping my face grease off it after I make a call. Where does that shit come from? 6:50 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. "If you never want to go near the ocean again, go see "Jaws"". Lost Sam Tweet, circa 1976 6:33 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. Going to start tweeting my location like others do. That way at least everyone will know where I am when I have nothing interesting to say. 6:29 PM Feb 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. What's with hipster dufuses wanting vinyl LPs these days? Perhaps I should ask them via telegram. 12:14 PM Dec 28th, 2011 via web
  9. Hmm..Some of my most hilarious tweets have vanished. I'm more convinced than ever that the Twitter server is just a dude's laptop in Fresno. 11:59 AM Dec 28th, 2011 via web
  10. So Black Friday is NOT like Casual Friday??? No wonder everyone has been calling me a racist today! 10:50 AM Nov 25th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. @brianggeorge @masalaskeptic @skepchicks because @SamOgden is Batman!! 9:20 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to brianggeorge
  12. As the fat man closes the parade, we turn our attention to artery clogging grub. Ahhh Thanksgiving! yfrog.com/kh66248548j 8:33 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. New York doin' it froggy style! Crowd actually chanting Kermit! Kermit! Kermit! Hilarious. yfrog.com/nw8pcwuj 8:28 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. Apparently a girl mailing a letter makes for a good parade balloon. Next year: Boy brushing teeth. yfrog.com/hs1hdafj 8:24 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. I have nothing to smurf about this photo. yfrog.com/nzwe2ij 8:17 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. What's new pussy cat whooaa whoooa whoa . . . I mean hello kitty. yfrog.com/h6io0taj 8:10 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. Wow for some reason everyone just started speaking Japanese. yfrog.com/kjbpvezj 7:59 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  18. He actually played the drum solo from Inagada davida yfrog.com/nwvd8cmlj 7:55 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. You shouldn't cut my arm off, Johnny. My mom cut my arm off once. Once! yfrog.com/j2n00kj 7:47 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  20. The second biggest hitch-hiker I've ever seen! yfrog.com/oc8cofbj 7:45 AM Nov 24th, 2011 via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  • Name SamOgden
  • Location ÜT: 29.72955,-95.444701
  • Web http://skepchick....
  • Bio At one time I twiddled my thumbs when I was bored. Now I Twitter when I'm bored. . . . Also with my thumbs.
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