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SamNewsham

  1. @Rudigerkidd aww why not, what is wrong with the poor dog? :-( 3:43 PM May 16th via web
  2. The grandmother just announced that she is going to start sewing tapestries for our weddings. She'll be sewing mine for a bloody long time 10:07 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. Scrap that, everyone is ratarsed 10:05 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. The grandmother is ratarsed 9:55 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  5. Given the choice between speaking to his family and clearing up, the father has elected to wash dishes 9:27 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  6. And people say students drink too much... They've got nothing on the Newsham family and their various hangers-on 9:21 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. Torn between helping to clear up as courtesy to my cousin or staying put as no one expects the men to do anything 9:11 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. Joanna and Paul have seen the grandmother's camera: 'oh, it's an old school camera, with a *film*!' 9:04 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. We've now moved on to the taking of photographs yfrog.com/hw5spccj 9:03 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. The father had told a mate to come to the pub. He came with an entire rugby team. Apparently he was on good form, he'd only had six pints 8:49 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. Loooong way to go yet.... yfrog.com/h2g3kloj 8:30 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  12. This house is too small. There is nowhere to hide 8:28 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. The grandmother has come prepared with clippings including my NUJ feature and something about the cousin... talk about shameful 8:15 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. Meanwhile, the 'men' have just rung demanding someone go pick them up. FFS. I tell you, when I have my own home, this malarky will stop PDQ 8:02 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. The cousin's grandfather shared his opinion with the company that politicians are as thick as two short planks. A man after my own heart. 8:00 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  16. She seems to feel the need to point out the poor man's deafness any time anyone addresses a remark to him 7:57 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  17. The cousin's grandfather is deaf, and the grandmother has appointed herself translator: she is bawling everything anyone else says at him 7:54 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  • Name Samantha Newsham
  • Location Lancashire, UK
  • Web http://childofilu...
  • Bio I'm a maths student who wants to be a writer, and I'm currently in love with London. I seem to tweet a lot about tennis.
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