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  1. RT @untitledlondon: Google Wave image: in theory vs in reality http://bit.ly/2JWFZN
  2. Gold... RT @AnthonyColes: Self-defence gone wrong "No, I'm not a couger, I'm a MILF"
  3. RT @realrossnoble: At 12oclock today Diszee rascal and shaking Stevens are to have a showdown to see who is the most unsteady musical act.
  4. @oscar7g Love it... but where are you going to find a fat 70's bloke with a perfect beard?
  5. @cptmunch.... I hate 3 and Vodafone
  6. @kangus Toyota or Land Rover? I friggen love Land Rover Defenders... Uber cool. N blue or charcol grey with checkerplate everywhere. Grouse.
  7. @kangus yeah... I'm really looking forward to it. We're going soft and have hired the most lux camper trailer we could find! Noice.
  8. @Gregory_Brine magic!
  9. @likeomg ha ha ha... All change... Married life is awesome! Gold! Ace!
  10. @Gregory_Brine correct. American Beauty is my life!
  11. @Gregory_Brine ....well, it does take time when showering.
  12. Was served by a blind albino gent - that's not something that happens everyday.
  13. @Gregory_Brine masturbating in the shower perhaps?
  14. Friday = going to the country, going to eat a lot of peaches. That's code for going camping with the fam at Deep Creek. Woo hoo.
  15. crikey.... I'm ridiculously busy. 'tis good.... I think??!!
  16. @surfandwine yep - everyone's getting a little bit sideways!
  17. Google domination. RT @untitledlondon: Shocking stuff as companies brought down by free google releases http://bit.ly/2pwK5F
  18. RT @realrossnoble: they should do citron dali same car but all the dashbored clocks are melted
  19. RT @realrossnoble: i have rented a citron picasso i feel like a proper dad good job its not one from his cubist period they are a bit boxey
  20. @ecocreative perhaps 'twats'?