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  1. Whenever the police draw their weapons I'm always surprised by how many of them are great artists. about 8 hours ago from web
  2. RT @JordVogtRoberts: 50 cent is surprisingly articulate, thoughtful and motivational in this interview w/ Tavis smiley: http://www.notne ... about 8 hours ago from web
  3. @glenstorey: No shit! No mentions of cocaine OR voodoo? Obviously not me right? It was that Tweetcloud! BEWARE! BEWARE!!! about 9 hours ago from web in reply to glenstorey
  4. I got hacked! I feel so violated.. If you need me I'll be crying in the shower trying to scrub off the dirty, sorry if I DM'd you!!! about 9 hours ago from web
  5. Why did I eat all those bulbs? Watt was I thinking? Do you guys smell that? It's a weird fluorescent... God, I feel light-headed. #KILLme about 21 hours ago from web
  6. Who needs drugs when you have this?? http://www.youtube.com/watc... 10:48 PM Nov 28th from web
  7. I wish I had an old-timey mustache. Whenever I got into a tense situation I would utter the phrase: "Talk to the Hand....lebar mustache!" 10:40 PM Nov 28th from web
  8. My iPhone auto-corrects 'Bitch' to 'Beeyotch.' Did I accidentally download a Snoop Dogg application or is my phone just that with it? 10:34 PM Nov 28th from web
  9. Working on Mexican magic tricks. Chupacabra-cadbra! 8:51 PM Nov 28th from web
  10. A lot of people don't know about Tiger Woods sister, Forest Sharks. #completelytruefactsimadeup 8:38 PM Nov 28th from web
  11. The greatest golfer in the world can become an A-Hole in one minute. 8:30 PM Nov 28th from web
  12. Made out like a bandit at Best Buy today!!! (Bandits still use way too much tongue, right?) 7:17 PM Nov 28th from web
  13. Anyone else sick of tweets with a weird question followed by the phrase 'asking for a friend'? ...I'm not, just asking for a friend. 7:00 PM Nov 28th from web
  14. Is Tiger out of the Woods yet? 6:56 PM Nov 28th from web
  15. RT @JordVogtRoberts: On the font page of Perez Hilton and Nikki finke in the same day. Do I still have trouble paying my rent? Yes. B ... 6:51 PM Nov 28th from web
  16. RT @sbellelauren: just found out sammy sosa is white. tweeting this from my sammy sosa used to be black berry. 12:45 PM Nov 28th from web
  17. Imagine and Tonic. 10:21 PM Nov 27th from web
  18. I probably should've noticed right away but I didn't really see he only had one arm 'til he announced he had ONE ticket to the gun show. 10:15 PM Nov 27th from web
  19. Stop me if you've read this one... 10:11 PM Nov 27th from web
  20. Meteorologists have to be Star Wars fans right? There has to have been a Tropical Storm Trooper. 8:33 AM Nov 27th from web