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  1. You call. You leave me a minute-long voicemail. Then you rattle off your phone number like a deck of cards shuffling. Whaaaa?
  2. Warning signs outside a chemical weapons dismantling plant at the Pine Bluff Arsenal: "Use of Deadly Force Authorized." Nice to know.
  3. RT @NatGeoChannel: "Scribes were the elite since the majority of Egyptian society was illiterate." Ditto U.S., but scribes here are peons.
  4. Advice for the holiday season, from my wise, world-weary managing editor: "Never have more than one drink at a holiday function."
  5. RT @jackshafer: "'Only in economics are floors above ceilings.' http://bit.ly/IRXlL " Economics, and multi-story buildings.
  6. Sometimes hard days turn out just fine, you know?
  7. AA Bondy and Elvis Perkins were warm, inventive, raw and altogether brilliant. Catch their tour: Nashville, y'all're next.
  8. @mpacatte You did, you really did just write "accunted for." Ah, typos!
  9. @mondeparfait I hope you know this fellow, one of the greats. Prepare to binge: http://pbfcomics.com/
  10. Pigweed: funny name, gnarly plant. It resists RoundUp now, and farmers in Ark. are paying through the nose to fight it. http://bit.ly/3HlT7D
  11. "Those are the best waffles I've ever had," she said, and after zesting a lemon, whisking egg whites and letting yeast rise, I believed her.
  12. Just beat my coworkers at bingo to win two tickets to Elton John & Billy Joel. What the hell do I do now?
  13. Opening night, with its big, loud crowds of gasping teenagers, is the best time to see a disaster pic. Anyone up for "2012" later?
  14. "If you fork over $7 to see 'The Box,' somewhere inside your head, brain cells will die." My full Ark. Times review: http://bit.ly/1Azy8S
  15. Slate's Daniel Gross on the 2000s: "The private sector hasn't created a single job." It really has been that bad. http://bit.ly/4zRhH3
  16. @alexiabr As well it was intended.
  17. @alexiabr You win the award for most graphic image of the day, right up there with the chimp lady who had her nose and jaw ripped off.
  18. Here's my account of the Deadmau5 show in Little Rock a couple of nights ago: "Sleeves are for the weak." http://bit.ly/1Qy3Xx
  19. @robbymatthews "Liberal Media Elite" is just another term for "the first people to be bludgeoned and eaten during a nuclear winter."
  20. I recommend a journalism career only to those saps who take more joy in learning things than in owning things.