SamDunGoofed
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s like royalty need a castle, a queen, a joker, inferiors and a concubine. They handle the big things and roar at the trivial ones.
about 7 hours ago
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When Snorlax sleeps, the world waits.
about 7 hours ago
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Happy c day to my homeboys the twinz deon n dwayne. My niggaz from day 1 roosevelt elemntry n united teens! Love yall old asses hahahahah.
about 7 hours ago
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I'll be there someday, I can go the distance. I will find my way if I can be strong. –Hercules
about 7 hours ago
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No matter how good a friend someone is, they're going to hurt you every once in awhile, and you must forgive them for that.
about 6 hours ago
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Sometimes you have to let go of the one you love to find out if there is really something there.
about 6 hours ago
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i don't care what anyone says, @ will always be sexy.
about 6 hours ago
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@ except for me, right? 😢
about 21 hours ago
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I hate you all
about 21 hours ago
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If you're riding round LA n some "bicycle crew" then u lame as fuck. For real some these hipster fucks think its cool to mob around on bikes
about 21 hours ago
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will always be the first to think outside the box ~
about 21 hours ago
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I hanging out by myself watching a movie. Love stinks yeah yeah🌹
about 21 hours ago
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boys like this piss me off. like wtf you're 20 and you're acting like you're 13. go away.
about 21 hours ago
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are difficult people not to like. They are by far the easiest sign to attract.
about 21 hours ago
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Though would rather play than work, you are determined to be successful.
about 21 hours ago
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is happiest when they are on display.
about 21 hours ago
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Hey New York, you know why you don't need large sodas? Because 9 year olds have type II diabetes now.
about 21 hours ago
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A teaspoon of semen only contains 5 calories.
7:37 PM May 30th
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I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity. Its not like you're a giant turtle or anything
7:30 PM May 30th
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You can't fuck with Rod Stewart.
8:17 PM May 6th
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- Name Samster the Hamster.
- Location 845, New York
- Web http://eatmahshor...
- Bio i like workaholics, sushi, theatre, driving, good music, #AHSFX, going on adventures with no set destination, sunsets, and otters. let's be friends:D
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