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  1. Totally crushing on Greta Van Susteren... It's got to be that cute little overbite.
  2. Think I've got the swine flu. My foot hurts and it burns when I urinate. #swineflu.
  3. @TheORing360 Full of sissies, name the time, and I like to match my sock to my hair style.
  4. Sorting my socks. I have a lot of socks.
  5. I love the smell of AquaNet in the morning... smells like victory.
  6. Lauer is on with his arm in a sling. What a poon. I once did a two hour Carter interview with orange pulp in my eye and didn't bat a lash.
  7. I blacked out. What happened?
  8. Watching The Magnificient Seven and eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. I should have kicked Yul Brynner's ass when I had the chance.
  9. I couldn't be drunker right now.
  10. You can't find a decent Americano Highball anywhere in Denver.
  11. I think I just smoked pot.
  12. Phelps is a good swimmer. I once had to swim 10 miles to shore when my katamaran broke down off the coast of Malaysia.
  13. I chipped my front tooth on a peach pit. I'm not going to get it fixed. I think it makes me look tougher.
  14. I love the smell of Liquid Paper in the morning.
  15. @andersonscooper She swings the other way? Now I know why I got snubbed at the Emmys Thought it was the Cool Water I spilled all over my tux
  16. I just bought a baby Panda off of eBay. I wonder what I should feed the little bugger.
  17. This reporter needs a cocktail.
  18. Dennehy is coming over. We're gonna get piss drunk and throw stuff off the roof.
  19. I blacked out. What happened?
  20. I'm going pen shopping today.