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  1. Grocery shopping is hazardous to my life. Housewives, apply within. about 17 hours ago from web
  2. And here come the post-Christmas returns and sale shoppers...fml 7:57 PM Dec 26th from Echofon
  3. @DavidPeterAllen I couldve told you that! 7:56 PM Dec 26th from Echofon in reply to DavidPeterAllen
  4. @chriscraigman Ty was actually at my house. Nice try Chris!! 7:47 PM Dec 25th from Echofon in reply to chriscraigman
  5. @chriscraigman that's so suburban of you. I kinda want some quarter chicken now. Or whole. I'm kinda hungry and ghetto. 3:49 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon in reply to chriscraigman
  6. I feel so naked without my watch. =( 2:46 PM Dec 20th from Echofon
  7. Here I am thinking it's 11:20. My watch died 17 minutes ago. Fucking thing. I couldve been home by now!!! 11:37 PM Dec 19th from Echofon
  8. This guy in front of me just tore off a hangnail and proceeded to eat it. Fucking gross. 11:45 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
  9. @stuiy pomplemoose is love. Did you see the link on my wallizzle? 9:26 PM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to stuiy
  10. Catching up on a full day of tweets takes time. Damn Rogers 3G failures ALL DAY. #Fail 9:24 PM Dec 17th from Echofon
  11. @chriscraigman well I love your nose. 9:23 PM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to chriscraigman
  12. @scottydynamo tik tok. You're welcome! 9:22 PM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to scottydynamo
  13. @angelajonsson chappy channukah darling. 9:22 PM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to angelajonsson
  14. @chriscraigman oh em gee. Fibre by AC FTW!! 8:43 PM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to chriscraigman
  15. "she needs a wooden stake thru her tits and 9 bulbs of garlic shoved up her cooch." 12:57 AM Dec 16th from web
  16. @stuiy that's so Toronto of you. 7:03 PM Dec 15th from Echofon in reply to stuiy
  17. Not awake. Not functioning. Not happy. Somebody just let one go on the train and I hope my pants are on. 9:21 AM Dec 15th from Twitterrific
  18. I think i'll add Mrs Robinson to my list of Christmas tunes. Coo Coo Ca Chu. 3:37 PM Dec 14th from web
  19. There's an exciting election happening back home and i'm missing all of it!!!! 3:37 PM Dec 14th from web
  20. @chriscraigman you're fucking in Vancouver?!?? 10:14 PM Dec 13th from Echofon in reply to chriscraigman