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  1. @TweakerTweets i will but u dont get the credit cuz i wuz gonna anyway 1:45 PM Jan 4th from web in reply to TweakerTweets
  2. RT @Eine1: RT @tweakertweets In public showers I get nicknamed Tripod. <-- Why? Do you use a cane? 10:51 AM Jan 2nd from web
  3. RT @nosexinutcounty @SaltLakeTwity so considerate. <-- wat do u mean? 10:49 AM Jan 2nd from web
  4. @tweakertweets now u r picking on a poor defenseless year that is not even a day old. 12:12 PM Jan 1st from web
  5. RT @TweakerTweets: If we all agreed, we could FORCE 2010 to be a good year. Who is with me? 12:11 PM Jan 1st from web
  6. RT @TweakerTweets: @slcitygirl Yoga = assume sitting position & make mind go blank. Sure beats sitting around doing nothing. 2:28 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
  7. rt @tweakertweets ex-gf was multi-orgasmic. She had 1 in 1996 & another 1 in 2008. <-- who told u bout my 1996 1? 2:26 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
  8. RT @TweakerTweets: @cherluvya Humpor, humpee, humpist, humpeur, humpeusse. I am not any of those. I am hump-less. Aggghh 5:46 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
  9. RT @TweakerTweets: @Teeesha Sex slavery song doesn`t sound as menacing. Instead of `tote dat bar & lift dat bail` it is `kiss dat boob & ... 5:45 AM Dec 31st, 2009 from web
  10. @TweakerTweets in othr words u like big tits. wow that puts you in a pretty exclusive group of young men darwin. 11:23 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  11. RT @TweakerTweets: As a Darwinist I am naturally attacted to women who look like they could do a good job nourishing my offspring. #boob ... 11:22 AM Dec 30th, 2009 from web
  12. RT @AFlirtYourself: When people reach the end of their lives many regret not flirting enough. None regret flirting too much. 2:34 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  13. RT @AFlirtYourself: It is not the best looking guy that can pick up beautiful women. It is the guy with the most guts. 2:33 PM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  14. RT @AFlirtYourself Flirting must NEVER objectify someone. It should make them know they are appreciated as a total person. [w big tits?] 5:38 AM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  15. RT @AFlirtYourself: Flirting must NEVER objectify someone. On the contrary, it should make them know they are appreciated as a total person. 5:35 AM Dec 28th, 2009 from web
  16. RT @Shadrach Facebook blows anyway. --> but admit it, you like asking ppl to sit on your facebook 6:37 PM Dec 14th, 2009 from web
  17. @tweakertweets & it makes a girl feel special to have u cyberdrooling on her tits while some other guy is eyelicking them 11:51 PM Dec 12th, 2009 from web
  18. @tweakertweets when im on a date will you do that 4 me? will make date guy seem soo much more intelligent & suave. 11:48 PM Dec 12th, 2009 from web
  19. aww jeez somebody thro a bucket of water on @tweakertweets. 6:14 PM Dec 12th, 2009 from web
  20. #urasickmantweakertweets 4:36 PM Dec 12th, 2009 from web