SaliWho
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@ Oh God, I'm with you there. Festive suicide pact?
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to swampy_hall
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@ Hmm. I believe you to be discussing witchcraft. The authorities have been notified.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to PhoenixTaichou
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@ Yes! *grabs you by the throat* What... does... it... MEAN? *twitch*
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to PhoenixTaichou
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@ I've read that tweet 3 times now. Still nothing.
about 2 hours ago
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in reply to PhoenixTaichou
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Jeremy Beadle on BBC2. Nana said, "Gosh, he doesn't look like that now." I should hope not, Nana. He's been dead a while.
about 2 hours ago
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13 Cutest Animals Of 2009. Don't you just want to squeeze them until they do little burps? /via @
about 3 hours ago
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@ Sounds good. I'll have a little perv on it soon.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to EnemyOfChaos
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@ Andy, until you actually encounter the Bumming Cupboard, it's best to leave some things to the imagination.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to AndyRileyish
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@ For the moment, I think it's better you don't know. Not everyone has the inner strength to cope with my Bumming Cupboard.
about 4 hours ago
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.@ My Bumming Cupboard's actually less intimidating than my Fingering Ottoman. That makes small animals clinically depressed.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to AndyRileyish
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@ Please give Marc Riley a little lick on the ear from me. He doesn't know me, but I'd like to squeeze him until he burps.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to clearasabell
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@ Toddle to Holland & Barratt (other wussy health food shops are available) and get a Celebration Roast. They're fake meaty SEX.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to timidheathen
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You've ruined Christmas for everyone RT @: Checkout my naked SNOWCOCK! /via @
about 4 hours ago
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Do you follow @? You should. I started following her a week ago, and now I want to abduct her & keep her in my Bumming Cupboard.
about 4 hours ago
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@ You won't be saying that when I land on your arm, squawking and pecking at your eyes.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to wowser
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@ Oh, I'm interested now. You have lured me in like those people who swing meat about on a string to attract falcons.
about 4 hours ago
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in reply to wowser
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@ Why aren't you listening to @ on 6music? You bum 'ole.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to michaellegge
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@ Nope. Isn't it for gamers, like? I am not one of those, you see.
about 5 hours ago
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in reply to wowser
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Fun/addictive: RT @: Roo deserves big ups for this site he did with @ /via @
about 5 hours ago
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If your office isn't as bad as this, you're not allowed to take a snow day: /via @ & @
about 5 hours ago
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- Name Sali Owen
- Location Manchester, UK
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio Comedy geek, music geek, sandwich geek. Vegan, not anti-science or into crystal-effing-healing. Usually listening to the radio. Will write jokes for sweets.
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