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SakanaKatana

  1. Obama is Newsweek's cover boy, "coming out" for gay marriage with a rainbow-hued halo, as "the 1st Gay President." Would that be a "gaylo"?
  2. Obama: “Let me make one thing perfectly QUEER..." Our mannish-boy President is now taking advice on human sexuality from his minor children?
  3. Life imitates farce: in a news flash reminiscent of SNL, MSNBC ran a "Breaking News" lower third saying Osama was killed one year ago today.
  4. Spoiler for the NEW "3 Stooges" movie just out this week past: Zeppo and Gummo aren't in THIS one, either!
  5. "Justice is supposed to be blind but he (Obama's Attorney General, Eric Holder) looks at it with one LEFT eye open." -- Michelle Malkin
  6. "...Eric Holder's ... legacy has been one of turning the Department of Justice into the Department of 'Social' Justice." -- Michelle Malkin
  7. Easter double entendre: Jews bake unleavened matzos for Passover but Christians have bread symbolic of the Body of Christ which "has risen."
  8. President BamBam opposes the Keystone XL pipeline; his thinking is that it shouldn't take a new pipeline just to bring Keith Stone his beer.
  9. MY little pony is going to love and tolerate the sh*t out of you!
  10. Dane Cook called Newt an "old lesbian." Odd how pro-GLTS Liberals find it O.K. to use "gay" as a slur to attack Conservatives politically.
  11. Both FA and Inkbunny have deleted "Leave Mitt'ney Alone" for political reasons. Still here: sakana-katana.deviantart.com/#/d4o2fie Get while you can.
  12. Woh- the internet is rising up to #StopSOPA #PIPA and #InternetCensorship. Write Congress today: sopastrike.com/strike via @fightfortheftr
  13. I just spotted the first motorcyclist of Spring. O.K., it's not yet Spring and, it turned out to be just a Vespa but, dude, in THIS weather?
  14. @TDot_Babs Matthew "Hali" Ebel, His drummer "Runtt," Brad "Ronin Otter" & Jess "Lynxie" Bonn, Jenn "Spunky Wulf" Seng...
  15. @Snapai @MuttFPS The Greens aren't the worst Reds ever; just the current ones. The Nazis, Soviets, ChiComs & Pol Pot are all tied for First.
  16. Fed ban Modern Prometheus: 1 month to buy bulbs. Afterwards it's Black Market sales. "Pssst! Wanna buy some 100 Watts?" marklevinshow.com/goout.asp?u=ht…