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  1. If you're at this tree lighting ceremony at Rockefeller Ctr., could you please get the fuck out of my way? about 13 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  2. Spoiler alert on the Twilight series: they die in the beginning. about 22 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  3. New York City, my old friend. This place rules, if only because of Its leniency on street peeing. "Hey man, I'm a street performer!" about 24 hours ago from SimplyTweet
  4. Now I'm using the plane's in-flight wi-fi. So if I sound high, that's why. Also, three kinds of mind-alterers. 3:46 PM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet
  5. The menu on this plane has a hot or cold option for the main course. Or as I call it: Hell Warmed Over or Death Warmed Over. 3:10 PM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet
  6. @thejohnblog congrats. Well-earned. 3:07 PM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet in reply to thejohnblog
  7. On the tarmac listening to that Blind Pilots album (thanks @knitterplease). Helping drown out the douchebaggery. 2:52 PM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet
  8. @understandblue thanks for understandbluing. 2:34 PM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet in reply to understandblue
  9. If you are having some kind of fast-talking business call in an airport, then you didn't work well enough all the way up to that point. 2:33 PM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet
  10. Can't form an efficient line, keep bins available, communicate clearly or even act human but you can protect this airport from terrorists. 2:22 PM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet
  11. 1st of month bills. Plus property taxes due. Also, IRS tagging me for something from 2007. I just paid more than I made in all of 1995. 11:34 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck
  12. @knitterplease the opposite of emotionally invested is nirvana. 10:46 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to knitterplease
  13. Listen close, I'm a lipstick lesbian trapped in a man's body, wrapped in bacon and drizzled with syrup. Don't complicate it. 10:32 AM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet
  14. This holiday season remember, "What do I give the man who has everything?" sounds especially bad if you're a doctor. 9:07 AM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet
  15. 8am meeting cancelled. If you drive by a house and a guy's in the front yard on his knees, palms to sky like in Shawshank Redemption... Me. 7:44 AM Dec 1st from SimplyTweet
  16. @thatsingingguy ha. Baruch atah always sounded like "Broke my toe" to me. Finally was able to put that to use. If we can call this use. 8:03 PM Nov 30th from SimplyTweet in reply to thatsingingguy
  17. I broke my toe, and I'm annoyed. Eloheinu melech ha'olam. 7:08 PM Nov 30th from SimplyTweet
  18. I've always said, half my brain is Mario, the other half Queen. Then along comes this guy: http://tinyurl.com/y858omo 6:45 PM Nov 30th from web
  19. Rick Schroder has changed his name to Ricky. But how will a generation of people ever be able to change perceptions of him as Rick? 12:11 PM Nov 30th from SimplyTweet
  20. Ham season's upon us. If you're a turkey who's still alive, maybe now's a good time to talk to the pigs about some of your survival tactics. 9:59 AM Nov 30th from SimplyTweet