SadYoMamaJokes
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Yo mama's house stinks so bad because she's kept all 7 of your aborted siblings.
about 21 hours ago
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Yo mama's so scared at all times because of that trip to the lake. She wouldn't tell me what happened, but it sounds like it was terrible.
7:29 AM Dec 21st
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Yo mama's like your dog - she has fleas, and she's been kicked by your father recently.
9:52 AM Dec 20th
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Yo mama's so religious because her lethal injection is next week.
2:06 PM Dec 19th
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Yo mama's like a payphone - she's hard to find these days, and she's clearly broken when you do see her.
7:01 AM Dec 18th
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Yo mama has so many sores because she lost her health insurance after your father died.
6:28 AM Dec 17th
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Yo mama's so naked because she doesn't know another way to make a living.
6:50 AM Dec 16th
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Yo mama cries so much because the severe back pain makes it difficult for her to do much else.
6:46 AM Dec 15th
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Yo mama's so drowsy because of carbon monoxide poisoning. You need to go check on her immediately.
6:31 AM Dec 14th
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Yo mama's got such big breasts because of the tumors.
9:53 AM Dec 13th
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Yo mama's so scared because of what those close to her call simple paranoia. People really are looking for her, though, and she needs help.
9:29 AM Dec 12th
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Yo mama's so gummy because she can't be trusted with chewing gum since her stroke.
6:33 AM Dec 11th
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Yo mama's like a bull in a china shop, except she's a woman in her home and her things aren't very nice. But they're mostly broken, by her.
6:25 AM Dec 10th
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Yo mama's so deaf because she stuck pins in her ears to stop the noise. Unfortunately, the noise was in her head and not actual noise.
6:32 AM Dec 9th
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Yo mama's so happy because the man who murdered your father and younger brother was found guilty after all these years. She can sleep again.
6:25 AM Dec 8th
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Yo mama's so skinny because your father won't have her any other way.
6:19 AM Dec 7th
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Yo mama's so bloody and raw because her OCD won't allow her to stop washing.
7:32 AM Dec 6th
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Yo mama's so slow because she doesn't have the money to buy the prosthetic leg she needs.
10:00 AM Dec 5th
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Yo mama's so pale because her fear of people has kept her from leaving her home since 1972.
6:56 AM Dec 4th
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Yo mama's so lonely because of her problem with sudden diarrhea.
6:35 AM Dec 3rd
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- Name Sad Yo Mama Jokes
- Location Yo mama's house, taking notes.
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