SaccharinSweet
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Barbie bird is still singing that song outside my window. He must be getting desperate.
2:40 AM Jun 1st
via Mobile Web
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By a strange turn of events I've become lost in Wisconsin...
12:51 PM Jun 1st
via txt
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Some old geezer @ my gate going off about 1984 & how government regulations are evil... Flying is so much fun...
8:11 PM May 31st
via txt
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Eating sushi with @ before my flight.
2:28 PM May 31st
via txt
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Loki is looking at me intently as I pack my things... 0_0
5:04 PM May 30th
via web
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Also: women I know buy beauty products for 'the face'. Where is this face, and how well moisturised must it be?
5:00 AM May 30th
via Mobile Web
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Maybe the world has a giant navel, filling up with all our fluff. Fluff is humankind's doing.
12:31 AM May 30th
via Twitter for iPad
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when the cute bras are for the little chested girls and the big chested girls get the plain ones -__________-
6:00 PM May 28th
via web
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Twitter has not yet been applied to the thorny problem of 140-character poetry. I’m working on some four-line dities about my Honda 90.
2:41 AM May 28th
via Mobile Web
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Ah, little Honda,
Little Honda little Hond,
Ah look at the ducks.
1:48 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPad
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Little Honda, little Honda,
Not unlike a Haiku.
Makes more sense in Japanese
Soichiro, Arigato!
12:31 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPad
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'Small motorcycle
Heart of lion and bleat of lamb
Springs the world anew'
Is that a 5-7-5 Haiku?
12:04 PM May 28th
via Twitter for iPad
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Say this fast - U, R, 2, 6, C, I, 1, 2, 4, Q - RT if you get it.
2:00 PM May 24th
via HootSuite
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@ Happy Birthday!! :D
2:39 AM May 25th
via web
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My roommate telling me about her dream that I was really a witch out to kill her and her locking her door because of it.
5:05 PM May 24th
via web
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Waking my roommate up at 2am demanding that we go to Walmart so I can get a cupcake.Riding on the carts while we were there.
5:01 PM May 24th
via web
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Calling that one kid while slightly intoxicated & demanding cookies. We got the cookies.
5:00 PM May 24th
via web
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The guy she liked making an inter-species orgy of plastic animals getting it on on our living room floor.
4:59 PM May 24th
via web
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My roommate overdosing on robitussin and beating her head on my bedroom door declaring her love for the guy she liked.
4:58 PM May 24th
via web
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Celebrating Cinco de Mayo with a pinata hung from a basketball hoop and beating it with a shower curtain rod.
4:55 PM May 24th
via web
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- Name Elizabeth
- Location Thornton, CO
- Bio @AP_Weltall's girlfriend, anime nerd, k-pop lover, horseback rider, lover of all sweet & cute things-- also known as E.
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