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  1. I'm tired of waiting for a Scott Bakula vehicle worthy of his talents. http://bit.ly/t6ksV 6:17 PM Nov 12th from Facebook
  2. Right on, Congressional Republicans! Don't quit until we have a third world health care system to weed out all the... http://bit.ly/4ulTWi 6:50 PM Nov 6th from Facebook
  3. I was pretty sure speed limits were just a rough guideline. http://bit.ly/3reLQt 6:49 PM Nov 6th from Facebook
  4. I once pulverized my own gall stones by yelling at them. http://bit.ly/bXreH 7:23 PM Oct 23rd from Facebook
  5. Does anyone know if Glenn Beck is single? http://bit.ly/nuU7u 6:16 PM Oct 16th from Facebook
  6. Sylvester/Palin 2012. 1:57 PM Oct 9th from Facebook
  7. Health insurance is for the weak. I perform all my own medical procedures. 5:39 PM Oct 2nd from Facebook
  8. Hey, where can I apply to get on one of these death panels? 5:35 PM Sep 29th from Facebook
  9. You spoke, Ohio, and I listened. Sue Sylvester just sent her resume in to American Gladiators. 7:25 PM Sep 27th from HootSuite
  10. Possum is WAY less delicious than Wikipedia indicated. 11:05 AM Sep 23rd from HootSuite
  11. I'm treating my ovarian cysts the Sue Sylvester way: WILLPOWER. 6:31 PM Sep 22nd from HootSuite
  12. I just opened a beer bottle with my left nostril. 6:15 PM Sep 13th from HootSuite
  13. Just ate a live stag beetle. You know why? Me neither. 11:04 AM Sep 11th from HootSuite
  14. Had a wine cooler last night and ended up buying $20,000 of merchandise on Overstock.com. 3:50 PM Sep 2nd from HootSuite
  15. Thinking of getting my hips replaced. My hips are fine, but I'll be one step closer to becoming a machine. 10:40 AM Aug 26th from HootSuite
  16. Thinking of hiring a couple of minions to constantly fan me with palm fronds. 10:20 AM Aug 24th from HootSuite
  17. Contracted a wicked case of H1N1. You know how I'm going to fight it? Willpower. 10:05 PM Aug 23rd from HootSuite
  18. I enjoy the odor of personal tragedy that comes with the purchase of a bank-owned home. 5:15 PM Aug 22nd from HootSuite
  19. You know what Sue Sylvester's never done? Paid income tax. 12:50 PM Aug 13th from HootSuite
  20. Just found out I can't legally buy a pet cobra. Guess I'm going to have to illegally buy a pet cobra. 11:37 PM Aug 12th from HootSuite