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S_J_Lancaster

  1. @MsPollyAshford but you need to join @klout so I can provide +K for hamsters.
  2. @ChristaKinde I must admit @wordnik rarely choose my own favourites. And today’s word had me at sixes and sevens.
  3. @ChristaKinde thanks, I can’t compete with you creative types!
  4. @peterscott1965 respect and kudos to you and your son
  5. RT @wordnik: Congrats to the winners of the WotD Perfect Tweet Challenge! @peacefulldawn @ChristaKinde @whetdry bit.ly/LhzafI
  6. @paulcoxon 'Tis but one definition. I refer you to the website I tweeted earlier.
  7. @Peston Davros, Scrooge, Aunty Midas
  8. Having read the definitions, I am none-the-wiser as to what liripoop means wordnik.com/words/liripoop #wotd #wotdnik
  9. What concerns me the most is the diminishing gap between these 'celebrations'. Can someone promise at least 15 years?
  10. Every time someone on my timeline quotes a horoscope they risk being unfollowed. They are past satire.
  11. @MsPollyAshford By the way your locked! Are you being harassed?
  12. @MsPollyAshford is that good for your hamster?
  13. @MsPollyAshford get him to pay for a taxi.
  14. @robajackson two more days of this tosh to go