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  1. @BackpackingDad I believe Peanut is transgendered male. Which doesn't go over great in the fly-overs.
  2. @BackpackingDad What if you just love Peanut?
  3. when will my kids be too old to go to the park? That day can't come soon enough.
  4. Yesterday my twins turned two. In honor of their birthday, I bought myself a pair of flip flops.
  5. I just saw the movie Precious. I don't know. I was expecting a lot more laugh out loud moments.
  6. Oh, today I have been sober for 6 months. Oh shit. Never mind.
  7. I'm so excited to watch Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew it's a bit ridiculous. You don't need to tell me I need to get a life.
  8. I just purchased a pair of Fitflops. Ass, get ready to mean business.
  9. Why am I not getting more sympathy for getting hit by a bus yesterday? What happened to your sense of "community"?
  10. I've never wanted a Xanax so bad in my life. But I don't do that shit anymore.
  11. And even though I was all in shock from getting hit by a bus, I thought @mamaspohr 's belly was looking fierce!
  12. So I got hit by a bus today. Well, my car did and I was in it. Then? @mamaspohr and @newbornidentity drove by. And they laughed.
  13. RT @mommywantsvodka: #FF @SWilderTaylor because she rocks the pizza slice bush hard.
  14. #FF @capricecrane @anissamayhew @irenezutell @carontreatment @hotcomestodie
  15. RT @capricecrane: A Peruvian gang killed dozens and sold the fat to cosmetic companies. Maybe it's mass murder...Maybe it's Maybelline.
  16. @mommywantsvodka Retro-bushes are awesome! Rock the pizza slice!
  17. Okay, I read the update. I'm so sick with sadness.
  18. anything on Anissa? I can't get on Hope4peyton and none of you seem to be tweeting about it. Updates? Please?
  19. @Cheaty I want a Glee ringtone too. How do I get one?
  20. i need a new update on @anissamayhew NOW