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SWB

  1. @dfrw depending of course on how they are fastened to the toilet wall...
  2. @dfrw not to mention they are worthless as emergency tampons!
  3. @dfrw they never mention the carbon offset for manufacturing the machine
  4. If 1 more blow-dryer manuf. puts a sign up that says how Eco-friendly they are compared 2 paper towls... Grrr!
  5. This not just any #mayo, this stuff is #legendary! instagr.am/p/Lbzlk_RoYB/
  6. The potty training conundrum, every time YOU need to go the toilet has to be rebuilt!
  7. "I want some hockadawn chips!" Indigo asking for pappadums...
  8. @bethgsanders we stole them from the Turks and made an economy out of them!
  9. "A few best men" was mildly witty in a Brits meet "The hangover" kind of way.
  10. Whenever I see the twitter name @TabletHotels I think "who sleeps in an iPad?
  11. The less I hear Dutch spoken the more pretentious I think it sounds when I do.
  12. @Socceroos @ALeague Johan Cruyf? LOL
  13. What? They made a movie about Boy George? What's next? Michael Jackson?
  14. There is a recording studio in my #phone instagr.am/p/LUlAnMRoSo/
  15. #irony instagr.am/p/LSNozNxoc1/
  16. #eurodork twitter.com/SWB/status/206…
  17. #sbseurovision Boom! lockerz.com/s/212269184
  18. #eurovision 10 hundred million points for Russia.
  19. I'm at Big W (Mittagong, NSW) [pic]: 4sq.com/Lp9Rsr