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  1. Now would be a great time to Digg today's Agents of Cracked episode, but only if you really mean it. http://tinyurl.com/y8los8qabout 3 hours ago from web
  2. Scott Gairdner's new sketch is comedy CRACK: http://bit.ly/2TYj391:06 PM Nov 9th from web
  3. Another good one. http://bit.ly/JbdvF #musicmonday12:50 PM Nov 9th from web
  4. Just saw Reggie Watts open for Devo. Did not know he was the opener; excellent bonus. http://bit.ly/2MIH3 #musicmonday12:45 PM Nov 9th from web
  5. RT @DOB_INC AOC Episode 1 is live as shit! http://bit.ly/1GSh5L New episodes EVERY SINGLE DAY!11:06 AM Nov 9th from web
  6. Aw, you guys are the best!11:38 AM Nov 6th from web
  7. Seriously, if no one asks me questions, they fire me. I think the last question I got was a week ago. WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME?11:09 AM Nov 6th from web
  8. Pleeeeeease.11:04 AM Nov 6th from web
  9. My latest Guyspeak blog is about space dating. Read it, comment, and ask me a relationship question while there. http://tinyurl.com/yznvfvt11:04 AM Nov 6th from web
  10. A cool idea to combat climate change. Or, you know, talk about combating climate change: http://www.repoweramerica.o...2:15 PM Nov 5th from web
  11. Cracked is running a great video today: http://bit.ly/4ckK4b10:14 AM Nov 5th from web
  12. The trailer for our series is here! If you liked it, retweet this link! It's marketing BRILLIANCE. http://tinyurl.com/yfyldgh9:21 AM Nov 3rd from web
  13. I just blew my nose and the tissue looked like Christmas. Not a good sign. #grossesttweetyet11:25 AM Oct 31st from web
  14. @Blinx615 You read with your ears?9:42 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to Blinx615
  15. Oops, I should have tagged that. #grossesttweetsofar1:02 AM Oct 31st from web
  16. @iamrobort Well, I can't very well put the cum on until you're actually out here, can I?1:01 AM Oct 31st from web in reply to iamrobort
  17. Check us out on Comedy Central! With screeching! http://bit.ly/3hRUG83:58 PM Oct 30th from web
  18. @iamrobort It will be very awesome to have another writer in sexing distance. That's not a come on, it's just how I measure distance.3:12 PM Oct 30th from web in reply to iamrobort
  19. Apparently it's on again (LA time) at 10pm. I don't have cable, but if someone wanted to tape that for me, I'd be in their debt.6:47 PM Oct 29th from web
  20. One of the Genius Camp sketches was featured on Tosh.0! I totally missed it! Anyone religiously tape Tosh.0?6:32 PM Oct 29th from web
  • Name Michael Swaim
  • Location Everywhere you wanna be.
  • Web http://www.thosea...
  • Bio A clever imposter posing as Cracked blogger Michael Swaim.
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