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  1. Hanukkah begins tomorrow at sunset. I'm going to need like 30,000 latkes stat! Also, like a pickup truck full of applesauce and sour cream.
  2. SHHH!!! Can't you see that "Dinosaur Train" is on? It's my favorite show... http://bit.ly/1bLWGH
  3. This holiday season, be the "cool parent/aunt/uncle" for once: http://bit.ly/7iLrnQ I hate it when my prey gets all adorable like that...
  4. Too bad the mammoths aren't here... they'd love this weather. I, on the other hand, am pleading with anyone to turn up the thermostat.
  5. Oh sure, if it's a MMA fight or competitive eating match, I'm your gal. But in a snowball fight, with THESE arms? I'm a total liability.
  6. Do you have ANY idea how much Jerk marinade you have to make for a Jamaican Triceratops? I assure you, it is A LOT.
  7. @theamillerryan False... "Windy City" refers to the loudmouthed politicians. Sioux Falls, SD is actually WAY windier. You dun got schooled!
  8. Fact: When I lived there, South Dakota was a tropical paradise. Chicago, one the other hand, is like 180 degrees of that...
  9. @jesikalin Yes, come on down! I'm just visiting, but I hope to meet Prince, Garrison Keillor, and Paul Bunyon. But Brett Favre's not invited
  10. RT @jesikalin: following @SUETheTRex cuz shes in my city right now!! i havent gone to see her yet but i really want to... shes just down ...
  11. @pBeazy How dare you draw attention to a lady's weight? I remain a svelte 7 tons!
  12. RT @pBeazy: @SUEtheTrex Have you put on weight... a thick layer of fur? http://bit.ly/6G14zr #TrexTuesday
  13. RT @TomAMcDonald: @SUETheTRex Thankfully it has the flip-down third row seating! http://twitpic.com/soivx #TrexTuesday
  14. RT @lkremenak: Yay for #TrexTuesday ! Don't forget to follow @SUETheTRex for awesome and hilarious facts!
  15. #TrexTuesday First Rule of Jurassic Fight Club: No one talks about Jurassic Fight Club http://bit.ly/8FHkL3
  16. RT @jwgrenning Don't forget to enjoy #TrexTuesday even if you are not from Chicago. We can all enjoy Sue's insight on the world
  17. RT @EatinSandwiches: @SUETheTRex How about an incredibly detailed map of Jurassic Park? http://www.jplegacy.org/encyc/maps/islanublar.gi ...
  18. @EricandKathy Oh! Ask him if he's a big fan or George Washington Carver... or T.rexes that live right next to his workplace!
  19. You guys know I RT all #TrexTuesday tweets, right? Like T.rex pictures, funny videos, T.rex facts... either real or imaginary.
  20. #TrexTuesday My head weighed about a ton when they found me. It's made out of fossilized bone! What's your excuse, Eggy McHugehead?