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stmcomedy

  1. We will be at The New Movement when Hannibal Buress is here next Wednesday. See you there? fb.me/1DnVstGF4
  2. We are here tonight. This is going to be a fun show to send a couple of good friends off into the sun. Will they... fb.me/24kUiwzuu
  3. Claws with Fangs opens for us tonight. Do we need to say more than that? fb.me/GjQUvNpp
  4. We are hosting Block Party tomorrow night. Bring your sketches, stand up sets, and comedy jokes about your uncle... fb.me/1MfWsMsHL
  5. We are hosting Block Party tomorrow night. Bring you sketches, stand up sets, and comedy jokes about your uncle. fb.me/B8qwofPV
  6. Tonight we are at The New Movement Nola doing Stupid Time Machine Presents at 10:30pm. Tomorrow night we are in... fb.me/1tgUYMQPy
  7. Come to "Stupid Time Machine Presents" Tomorrow from 10:30 pm to 11:30 pm. Stupid Time Machine with special guest... fb.me/YJpe6yas
  8. Come to "Stupid Time Machine Presents" Friday, April 20 from 10:30 pm to 11:30 pm. Stupid Time Machine helms the... fb.me/1hHKMFLl8
  9. @iammeglovin we are excited about YOUR dinner party and know you will serve the good stuff (cold potato soup)
  10. Good call #6 #stmontheroad twitter.com/stmcomedy/stat…
  11. How is this still a thing at the bk play place? twitter.com/stmcomedy/stat…
  12. If you invite us for a "dinner party" and it's all burger king, then fuck you. #stmontheroad twitter.com/stmcomedy/stat…
  13. We are doing a show tonight. Will we find out who the masked man really is? Will Gerald reveal his feelings for... fb.me/RZBUMsl6
  14. Come to "Stupid Time Machine Presents" Friday, April 13 from 10:30 pm to 11:30 pm. Stupid Time Machine helms the... fb.me/1LQhf4HVH
  15. Tonight we do an Easter themed show that appears to be a regular show. Don't be fooled. This show is definetly... fb.me/1xacDsekp
  16. Come to "Stupid Time Machine Presents" Friday, April 6 from 10:30 pm to 11:30 pm. Stupid Time Machine helms the... fb.me/1MO4NWBQ9
  17. Headed to Dallas in five hours. Goodnight you princes of Maine. You kings of New England.
  18. Come to "Stupid Time Machine presents" Friday, March 30 from 10:30 pm to 11:30 pm. Stupid Time Machine helms the... fb.me/VvX2895D
  19. We are on deck. Tonight at 10:30. STM brings you an hour of goodness at The New Movement. fb.me/1d1LcC3Md
  20. Yo Liz, when were you in the PI? We'd know that Jolibee anywhere.