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  1. @bmarked21 well thank god you didn't relieve yourself in the *other* way!! :P about 8 hours ago via web in reply to bmarked21
  2. @mouselink It will be interesting to see if the private schools provide the massive accommodations that the public schools are required to. about 9 hours ago via web in reply to mouselink
  3. @Loricatus_Lupus That was my IDGAF response to someone "threatening" to go home and huff WD40 fumes. about 9 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to Loricatus_Lupus
  4. Saying "For a really good time, wrap your lips around that puppy & suck it for all it's worth!" to a man as my boss walked by made the day. about 10 hours ago via Twittelator
  5. @anthalus it will have to be bareback, though I do have a crop and leathers you can use ;) about 20 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to anthalus
  6. Today, I'm bringing prancing back. Don't try to stop me. about 20 hours ago via web
  7. I sometimes think were I outwardly a nicer person, I could be meeting people whose company I'd enjoy. Then I just laugh and take my meds. 6:44 PM Jun 2nd via web
  8. @edjohnbus Thank you. Thay's kind of you to say. 10:27 AM Jun 2nd via Twittelator in reply to edjohnbus
  9. It's rather astounding how many ailments and symptoms you will overlook when you have no medical insurance. 10:25 AM Jun 2nd via Twittelator
  10. @Loricatus_Lupus yes, we refer to them all longtime married or divorced men as damaged goods. 6:07 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to Loricatus_Lupus
  11. @Loricatus_Lupus I NEVER understood that attraction. I can't wait to get AWAY from the little creatures. Some of the dads though are yummy. 6:05 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to Loricatus_Lupus
  12. @Loricatus_Lupus I am a substitute teacher hired per diem certified in grades k-12, all subjects, all abilities. I'm not a salaried teacher. 6:02 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to Loricatus_Lupus
  13. @wcstryfe It better be your favorite pillow!! and, umm, I can't say what I'm touching when I kik with you ;) 5:59 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to wcstryfe
  14. @Loricatus_Lupus Working weekends really kills the barhopping thing. Now that school's out maybe I'll adjust my days to get some free wkends 5:58 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to Loricatus_Lupus
  15. Article: "How to improve phone sex". If you are going to need to use this device, would you lose my number, please? sundancechannel.com/sunfiltered/20… 5:51 PM Jun 1st via web
  16. @anthalus NOW YOU TELL ME!! I'm done sub teaching for this school year, but I'm writing that down as a must come August! 2:15 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to anthalus
  17. @anthalus lol - uh, no. I had 23 kindergarteners today and they looooooved putting their sticky little paws all over me. 2:05 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to anthalus
  18. @oldmanwntr and surely not coincidental, you can bet on it! 1:27 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to oldmanwntr