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#sql2005 #ssas nvm on the patch issue, got it fixed! 11:42 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
#sql2005 #ssas starts but an instance is not available any longer after applying updates for may. Anyone else experience this? 11:20 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
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@JaciBallou @sqlnut mmm breakfast casserole :) 4:47 PM Apr 13th via Mobile Web
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@MladenPrajdic Yeh - 3 hours of IMAX heaven, lol. 10:14 AM Feb 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MladenPrajdic
@MladenPrajdic yes. And I hit retweet instead of reply - apologies to all ... 10:12 AM Feb 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MladenPrajdic
MladenPrajdic @SQLNut aha so the new one is trailer 2 on that page? 10:09 AM Feb 29th via TweetDeck in reply to SQLNut Retweeted by SQLNut
Just did at noon EST today! :) “@MladenPrajdic: @SQLNut when does the new trailer come out?” 10:09 AM Feb 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Can't stand the wait for #TheAvengers trailers.apple.com/trailers/iphon… 10:05 AM Feb 29th via Twitter for iPhone
Just walked in and paid off the last car loan!! You rock @DaveRamsey !! 7:08 AM Feb 28th via Twitter for iPhone
@SqlEmt 40/40 sweating that one :) You're right though - devs should learn more about indexes if they design them. Nice quiz :) 11:38 AM Feb 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SqlEmt
SqlEmt Wishing that developers using #sqlserver were required to pass a test before they were allowed to created indexes. ow.ly/7O59E 10:50 AM Feb 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by SQLNut
Can't wait!! "I have an army", "We have a Hulk" Awesome! - The Avengers youtube.com/watch?v=bGt-sa… via @youtube 12:13 PM Feb 23rd via Tweet Button
maryjofoley For you MS TFS fans out there, there's a free TFS Express SKU coming (as of the VS 11 beta): zdnet.com/blog/microsoft… #vs11 9:35 AM Feb 23rd via MetroTwit Retweeted by SQLNut and 20 others
You too??? LOL @grrl_geek: I could never work with SSIS on a regular basis. I'd spend all my time lining up the boxes. 7:56 AM Feb 23rd via Twitter for iPhone

Name Joseph Abreu
Location Orlando, Florida
Bio Code Poet (c#, php, java, obj-c, sql), Science Fiction junkie, Trumpet player. I stop for database servers.