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SQLCraftsman

  1. @TheSQLGuru Trading up or grounding yourself?
  2. @DBArgenis More "Cops don't know the law on recording" stories. pixiq.com/contributors/2…
  3. @SQLintheWild <cough NetApp cough> ?
  4. Finally, back on Twitter. Client is past the last cell tower and blocks Twitter on guest wireless. VPN saves the day.
  5. @whitneyweaver You got a purty mouth.
  6. @nick_zimmerman Virtualization gig this week. Long way from anything.
  7. New client is so remote it took 30 minutes of back-country driving to get to my hotel. #OutPastTheBoonies
  8. Hanging at SLC airport. Alcohol here is expensive and heavily diluted. Do not recommend.
  9. @SQLRockstar I could have told you that...
  10. @SQLRockstar Interesting version of hash browns you have there.
  11. @SirSQL Better yet, sue them for hacking since they bypass your pop-up blocker. Unwanted system intrusion.
  12. @buckwoody This is for you bit.ly/KnPkDi
  13. Dear #Delta. When the plane ONLY has aisle and window seats, calling them "premium" and charging me to change seats is a big fat #FAIL
  14. @kbriankelley and the ultimate...."It's a Small World...."
  15. @SQLRunr And it is in your voice....
  16. @SQLRunr Dammit, now I have that song stuck in my head.
  17. @AdamMachanic I believe @ErinStellato runs the Performance VC for #SQLPass.
  18. @Made2Mentor Wow. I would settle for ten pounds in that time frame. It would help if I actually was trying to lose weight.
  19. @SQLChick Hoist one for me. #StillWorking
  20. @peschkaj Colon and Cologne . Can't tell the difference when hearing one side of the conversation.