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SQLCraftsman

  1. @TheSQLGuru Trading up or grounding yourself? about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to TheSQLGuru
  2. @DBArgenis More "Cops don't know the law on recording" stories. pixiq.com/contributors/2… about 22 hours ago via TweetDeck in reply to DBArgenis
  3. @SQLintheWild <cough NetApp cough> ? 9:53 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to SQLintheWild
  4. Finally, back on Twitter. Client is past the last cell tower and blocks Twitter on guest wireless. VPN saves the day. 9:47 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
  5. @whitneyweaver You got a purty mouth. 8:04 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to whitneyweaver
  6. @nick_zimmerman Virtualization gig this week. Long way from anything. 7:52 PM May 29th via TweetDeck in reply to nick_zimmerman
  7. New client is so remote it took 30 minutes of back-country driving to get to my hotel. #OutPastTheBoonies 7:43 PM May 29th via TweetDeck
  8. Hanging at SLC airport. Alcohol here is expensive and heavily diluted. Do not recommend. 2:16 PM May 25th via TweetDeck
  9. @SQLRockstar I could have told you that... 2:14 PM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to SQLRockstar
  10. @SQLRockstar Interesting version of hash browns you have there. 9:33 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to SQLRockstar
  11. @SirSQL Better yet, sue them for hacking since they bypass your pop-up blocker. Unwanted system intrusion. 8:15 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to SirSQL
  12. @buckwoody This is for you bit.ly/KnPkDi 8:13 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
  13. Dear #Delta. When the plane ONLY has aisle and window seats, calling them "premium" and charging me to change seats is a big fat #FAIL 12:38 PM May 24th via TweetDeck
  14. @kbriankelley and the ultimate...."It's a Small World...." 12:06 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to kbriankelley
  15. @SQLRunr And it is in your voice.... 12:05 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to SQLRunr
  16. @SQLRunr Dammit, now I have that song stuck in my head. 12:04 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to SQLRunr
  17. @AdamMachanic I believe @ErinStellato runs the Performance VC for #SQLPass. 12:00 PM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to AdamMachanic
  18. @Made2Mentor Wow. I would settle for ten pounds in that time frame. It would help if I actually was trying to lose weight. 8:46 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Made2Mentor
  19. @SQLChick Hoist one for me. #StillWorking 8:29 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to SQLChick
  20. @peschkaj Colon and Cologne . Can't tell the difference when hearing one side of the conversation. 3:02 PM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to peschkaj
  • Name Geoff Hiten
  • Location Atlanta, GA
  • Bio SQL Server since 4.2. Clustering since Windows 2000. Hyper-V since Windows 2008. Bring on the pain.
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