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SMmonkey

  1. Attn. Social Media Marketers: Watch this clip to see Social Media Marketing at work! youtu.be/GhxqIITtTtU 7:30 AM Dec 28th, 2011 via web
  2. Attn. Social Media Marketers: if @TwitCleaner says you're a spammer, then most likely you're a spammer. Might want to check yourself out! 7:33 AM Apr 9th, 2011 via web
  3. Attn. Social Media Marketers: If you think of Social Media as a business you're doing it wrong (unless you own a Social Media site) 9:51 AM Sep 8th, 2010 via web
  4. Attn. Social Media Marketers: Do what you love and the money will follow. Trying to turn the formula around never works and you'll hate it. 7:54 AM Aug 18th, 2010 via web
  5. Attn. Social Media Marketers: people like hanging out where you aren't. 1:37 PM Aug 4th, 2010 via web
  6. Attn. Social Media Marketers: If you have a "social media strategy" chances are you're evil. 7:16 PM Aug 3rd, 2010 via web
  7. Attn. Social Media Marketers: No one markets free cookies. Remember this next time you try to convince people to buy what you're selling. 6:54 PM Jul 26th, 2010 via web
  8. Attn. Social Media Marketers: When your advice is free people know exactly what it's worth. 1:47 PM Jul 22nd, 2010 via web
  9. Attn. Social Media Marketers: If you had a million bucks you wouldn't be on here, so how do you think you're going to get to a million here? 7:54 PM Jul 20th, 2010 via web
  10. Attn. Social Media Marketers: Tell 10,000,000 people about your product and 1% buy you're rich. Annoy 99% doing so and you're bankrupt. 10:01 AM Jul 19th, 2010 via web
  11. Attn. Social Media Marketers: If you're on every social media site—even ones no one's heard of—then you're not doing any of them well. 7:43 PM Jul 14th, 2010 via web
  12. Attn. Social Media Marketers: if you claim "15 years social media marketing experience" we know you're lying (unless you count AOL forums). 8:28 AM Jul 6th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone
  13. Attn. Social Media Marketers: There are no "do-overs" with your brand. If you screw the pooch you become the "pooch screwing" brand. 9:26 AM Jun 27th, 2010 via web
  14. Attn. Social Media Marketers: I would give you the "benefit of the doubt," but you keep updating with the API you fucking spammers! 6:40 PM May 19th, 2010 via web
  15. Attn. Social Media Marketers: With minimal rebranding the "SM" in @SMmonkey could stand for sadomasochistic, but I'd have to change outfits. 12:42 PM May 17th, 2010 via web
  16. Attn. Social Media Marketers: When you make up fake accounts to create fake hype we know you're fake you fucking fakers! 1:06 PM May 7th, 2010 via web
  17. Attn. Social Media Marketers: Do you contribute anything to society? If you cannot say yes, there is still time to rethink your profession! 7:59 AM May 3rd, 2010 via web
  18. Attn. Social Media Marketers: When you profess to specialize —or be an expert— in Social Media, chances are you don't (and you aren't). 11:48 AM May 2nd, 2010 via web
  19. Attn. Social Media Marketers: Man, I'd hate to have your job! That is all. 6:56 AM Apr 26th, 2010 via web
  20. Attn. Social Media Marketers: If you eat, breathe, and shit Social Media, this calls into question the other decisions you've made in life. 8:00 AM Apr 22nd, 2010 via web
  • Name Social Media Monkey
  • Location North America
  • Web http://www.puppyp...
  • Bio I'm a monkey. Social media is easy. I give advice to Social Media Marketers. Report annoying marketers to me! SEO and SEM entrepreneur!
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