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smands

  1. Hey all! Takin' a break to create some awesome new episodes.. keep your eyes peeled ;) #SMandS
  2. Step1: Go to Youtube. Step2: Watch SM&S episodes. Step3: Allow hilarity to ensue. Step4: repeat. http://www.youtube.com/user/SMandSVideo
  3. That's messed up, Shmitty. I hope your next bowel movement is perfectly square.- Stump
  4. Watch the gang's 1st episode as they try to sneak into a night club. Will their fake IDs werk? Find out 4 yoself: http://bit.ly/bq9n1P
  5. Ever realize that without Stump our show would just be S&M? Now that's a whole different show! http://www.youtube.com/user/SMandSVideo
  6. Ith you wearin' nipple tape, by any chanth?- Shmitty
  7. You better hurry, the language down there would make Quentin Tarantino blush!- Stump
  8. Uh, am I tha fat kid? Cuth I'm about to throw down on thomeone!- Shmitty #SMandS
  9. Need your daily fix of SM&S? Check tha channel and leave a comment: http://www.youtube.com/user/SMandSVideo
  10. Is it just me, or is this getting weird?- Stump. What weird stuff have you been getting up to today?
  11. If anyone can get Shmitty doing exercise, it's a busty waitress: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGBqDbu9F8c
  12. But if any of you's kids called me a guinea wop, I'd have to stab you's to death. - Frank (From Episode 5)
  13. Catch up on the latest SM&S videos on our Youtube channel. And while you're at it, leave a comment telling us how awesome we are.
  14. “But I haven’t got a week Robin wants to see my deltoids and pectorals.” -Stump
  15. Why does Shmitty have the guys at the basketball court pitchin' more tents than a camp site? http://youtube.com/watch?v=2gQxM0khBQk #SMandS
  16. When's the right time to use "the N word"? Mcfunkle's got the scoop: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5vYafJ5PmQg #SMandS
  17. We are the only people worth following on Twitter. Seriously. @smands #smands
  18. Tornado Warnings be CRAZY! #smands http://www.youtube.com/smandsvideo
  19. @Lashes300 Eating and YouTube are what we're all about. Check us out while you're up in our hood! http://www.youtube.com/smandsvideo
  20. @benno_15 Check US out... we're pretty funny, I promise! http://www.youtube.com/smandsvideo