SMMcBean
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Oppressive, sad & fecal. Poor kitty stunted and boxed with owner expectation. I must open a gallery. You must buy the works.
4:43 AM Aug 12th
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Realized that Lex's nameless cat, like many others, appears to be a frustrated installation artist-its debased work stripped from it's fur.
4:39 AM Aug 12th
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The UN should stop air dropping sacks of corn meal everywhereThe submerging markets need iPhonesThe pangs of hunger are muted by geolocation
7:03 PM Jul 23rd
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Debating the relative gustatory merits of backwash&frontwash w/ @.I prefer the zest of front wash;she likes the viscosity of back
8:05 PM Jul 18th
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@ I'm using twitter due to the immediacy. I'll reach out to you on linked in. JW
11:58 AM Jul 16th
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@ Despite the absurd nature of my alter ego, I'm a fairly normal professional.
11:57 AM Jul 16th
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@ I heard about your presentation at hackon from alexis lyon. I would love to talk with you for a few minutes.
11:55 AM Jul 16th
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@ lovely. No invite for the bean?
8:58 PM Jul 13th
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in reply to alexislyon
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I found a radish in my coffee cup. The waitress said it's the gods telling me I'm cheap. It was delicious. That's her last tip.
8:56 PM Jul 13th
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I'm going to call you up and read you a letter. I'll likely write one first.
7:37 PM Jul 10th
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Few people appreciate the rigors of bagging. As Walt Whitman said, a bagger is like a resplendent willow, only putting things into bags.
7:18 PM Jul 10th
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Anybody want a job? I have seven and they all pay well, except the bagboy gig. That one is kind of rough, but it toughens me up.
7:12 PM Jul 10th
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I'm wondering if I can easily procure methadone for my cat. He appears to have withdrawal symptoms, or perhaps the flu.
7:05 PM Jul 10th
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modify your clock to protect protesters in iran:
8:01 PM Jun 22nd
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@ maybe i should send her flowers with a note mentioning just how badly i screwed her in the course of our marital transaction
7:58 PM Jun 22nd
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''When Enron says it will rip your face off, it will rip your face off.''
7:53 PM Jun 22nd
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@ if i were a marital equity swap trader in 2000 at enron, i would feel quite comfortable saying "i ripped her face off."
7:44 PM Jun 22nd
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in reply to jakks
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@ in fact, i fele i have swapped my own marital equity for my wife's at unbelievable level.
7:43 PM Jun 22nd
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in reply to jakks
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@ I consider myself a select acquirer of undervalued spouses in a graham and dodd sense.
7:41 PM Jun 22nd
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@ that set of spouses, the underrated, are a phenomenal bargain; tautalogical but true, you can pick them up cheaply.
7:39 PM Jun 22nd
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- Name Sylvester M. McBean
- Location On a fork
- Bio I eat cars and persecute the meek by day. At night, I mostly wear flannel.
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