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@AntoniaZ SKYTANK BLAMES RUGGED NON-PANSY TOUGH-AS-FUCK CANADIAN AWESOME TACTICS FOR VIOLENCE. THE MD SHOULD GO BACK TO WATCHING TENNIS8:35 PM Dec 12thfrom webin reply to AntoniaZ
CREATIONISTS MAKE SKYTANK WISH IT DESTROYED ALL MAMMALS IN THE MESOZOIC ERA INSTEAD OF WRESTLING THEROPODS.8:00 PM Dec 12thfrom web
@jael555 ALMOST ALL ARE, EXCEPT YOUR MOM ON WEBCAM LASTNIGHT.DEFINATELY A LADY,SKYTANK SEEN HER PLUMBING,AND PINGPONG BALLS IN SAID PLUMBING6:21 PM Dec 12thfrom webin reply to jael555
@jael555 HOW DARE YOU REFER TO SKYTANK AS 'MAN'.SKYTANK IS NOT A HUMAN-MAMMAL "MAN".SKYTANK IS MUCH MORE AND FILLED WITH DEBAUCHERY KA-BLAM!6:16 PM Dec 12thfrom webin reply to jael555
MUCH TO MR FEATHERS AMAZEMENT; THESAURUS. NOT A DINOSAUR.6:01 PM Dec 12thfrom web
THE PUB 'BRAZEN HEAD' SOUNDS LIKE ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING 'BOLD BLOWJOB'. NOW A PUB CALLED 'THE BOLD BLOWJOB' WOULD DEFINATELY DRAW A CROWD12:18 PM Dec 11thfrom web
IF BLOCKBUSTER RAN THE LIRBRARIES BOOK COVERS WOULD HAVE CRAZY AWESOME COVERS. MICHAEL BAY PRESENTS: CATCHER IN THE RYE('S COVER) EXPLOSION!12:12 PM Dec 11thfrom web
SKYTANK BELIEVES TWITTER IS CURRENTLY SHITTING THE BED.12:04 PM Dec 11thfrom web
