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  1. Oh, but I NEED the mini lip glosses from MAC. http://tinyurl.com/ylmf66r about 24 hours ago from web
  2. @JessRuston Ignore the mean little small-cocked geeks. I bet they have a copy of "Big Jugs" stashed inside their Proust. about 24 hours ago from web in reply to JessRuston
  3. @Suzarama Oh noooo. No-one deserves an anal probe this close to Christmas. Hope he's not in too much pain :( 3:58 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to Suzarama
  4. @Suzarama Crossing my fingers for you, let us know how he gets on. x 2:36 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to Suzarama
  5. @Suzarama Oh my god, what's wrong with him? I hope he's ok... x 2:13 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to Suzarama
  6. Gutted I didn't remember #lifestooshort, but glad I took gf away for surprise bday trip to Prague, which is utterly in the spirit of things. 1:53 AM Dec 9th from web
  7. At Prague airport staring at large jar of pickled sausages in cabbage. Bleurgh 8:42 AM Dec 8th from mobile web
  8. About to go and drink mulled wine in the christmas Market to try and rid myself of hangover 3:46 AM Dec 7th from mobile web
  9. in an uber fab hotel in Prague, with a loo that washes your bits (front & back) then blow dries them. 1:44 AM Dec 6th from mobile web
  10. Going home to pack for Prague. Brrrr. 7:56 AM Dec 4th from web
  11. @SparkleyBean Pickled onion monster much are the best. 5:31 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to SparkleyBean
  12. Ordering the Christmas alcohol. Meerlust Rubicon, Cloudy Bay chardonnay, then things go rapidly downhill with Amarula and Advocaat. 5:13 AM Dec 4th from web
  13. Off to Prague tomorrow - taking gf on surprise trip for her birthday. Mulled wine, Christmas markets and dumplings. Hurrah! 3:15 AM Dec 4th from web
  14. @corylus rotfl rotfl. I wish the gf's dog was one of those. 2:06 PM Dec 3rd from web in reply to corylus
  15. It's sherry time in my office. Hurrah! 8:40 AM Dec 3rd from web
  16. New sofabed has arrived. I don't really like it, but need it for guests in 2 weeks. Gah. 10:11 AM Dec 2nd from web
  17. Cheryl Cole with blonde hair is wrongity wrong. 5:53 AM Dec 2nd from web
  18. Delia has BURNT that pork crackling. It's shit! 1:02 PM Dec 1st from web
  19. Grabbed an advent calendar from m&s only to find it has nothing festive on it. Just aliens. Weird. 9:55 AM Dec 1st from mobile web
  20. Just saw someone grab a red ribbon from a World AIDS Day collection, then run off without giving a donation. Nice. 3:29 AM Dec 1st from web
  • Name Sarah Harman
  • Location London, fabulous London.
  • Bio Immature 30something scientist, owner of an obese cat, lover of all things 80s, Blake Liveley and Girls Aloud.
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