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@DerekTheWeather That'll do then - cheers 10:13 AM Jun 3rd via web in reply to DerekTheWeather
@DerekTheWeather Any rain in South Wales tomorrow Derek? Got the BBQ ready and waiting in Ponty. 10:08 AM Jun 3rd via web in reply to DerekTheWeather
Fireworks in the daytime- nice 10:05 AM Jun 3rd via web
The daughter is not moved by the Jubilee. Think Disney have raised the bar with regards to royal attractiveness - our lot don't quite cut it 10:04 AM Jun 3rd via web
@CatrionaChild This event was made for Partridge 8:16 AM Jun 3rd via web in reply to CatrionaChild
Just got a call from an English sounding gent with a slight speech impediment asking me if my gran was born in England? Odd 7:39 AM Jun 3rd via web
Loving the way the BBC commentators are desperately trying to fill 6 hrs - half expecting Alan Partridge to come on soon 7:32 AM Jun 3rd via web
Respect to @RobertEarnshaw for being such a great role model for 'Show Racism the Red Card. His name is still used every day in schools 2:45 PM Jun 1st via web
@RudyGestede Great news mate - whats the naem? 'Dale Toshack Legg Allchurch Earnie Kavanagh Gestede; would be good 2:43 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to RudyGestede
@cerithebluebird He will stay - he will and will be in the prem with us next year 2:29 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to cerithebluebird
It seems that I end up watching 'Bad Boys' every 3 weeks. Everyone wants to be like Mike 2:19 PM Jun 1st via web
@cerithebluebird Very positive headline, but on a downer remember when Rodgers said he wasn't interested in Liverpool 2 weeks back? 2:14 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to cerithebluebird
@roathboy Have you got a similar video of Carroll's goals? I aint got much time. 12:51 PM Jun 1st via web in reply to roathboy
Brings new meaning to the phrase - 'teabagged' - rough school prank twitpic.com/9roqaf 12:41 PM Jun 1st via Twitpic
Toothpaste in the eye smarts a bit. 12:34 PM Jun 1st via web
@smileyrhi Maybe it's from a really romantic guy who has dyslexia, he meant to buy you a Lamborghini but .......... 11:21 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to smileyrhi
@smileyrhi Don't look a gift horse in the mouth - I trust it is now empty. But it is very odd 11:02 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to smileyrhi
@liam_ccfc Good news indeed 10:59 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to liam_ccfc
@courtf0wl3r_ And get a curry on the weekend 10:58 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to courtf0wl3r_
@smileyrhi Is the top off it? I doubt wino's drink Lambrini mind 10:58 AM Jun 1st via web in reply to smileyrhi

Name Simon Richards
Location Ponty!!!
Web http://thoroughly...
Bio Father, husband and sometimes writer. Big CCFC fan and general sports obsessive with a love of pesto, ccmb and a deep distrust of anything political.