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  1. Police officer examines elevators post-power outage, turns to desk attendant: "He must have self-extricated." 5:39 PM Sep 24th from web
  2. Power outage @ UPlace apt.s. Rain culprit => Wimpy electricity. 5:35 PM Sep 24th from web
  3. Brandy bread recipe: Substitute 1/2 c. brandy per 1/2 c. water. Revel. 2:37 PM Sep 24th from web
  4. By Orwell's 106th birthday, has no one in China read 1984? Or maybe everyone has? http://tinyurl.com/me9939 10:46 AM Jun 9th from web
  5. Found with the knife pinning victim's back, but not guilty? http://tinyurl.com/rbgqgs 10:27 AM Jun 6th from web
  6. @ericazucco Please call me at 847 977 4990! I"m on Missourian breaking news and am interested abt Gannet flooding. Thanks! 4:33 PM Jun 2nd from web in reply to ericazucco
  7. “My wife wanted a bigger house. I told her, ‘If you love me, we could live in a cave.’” Great profile: http://tinyurl.com/r4wq8b 1:46 PM Jun 2nd from web
  8. Van Gogh exonerated of self-mutilation: http://tinyurl.com/chcd6j 9:10 AM May 13th from web
  9. No tornado in Columbia, despite sirens sounding into overcast humid skies. Death threat resuscitates this studier incomparably. 2:46 PM May 12th from web
  10. Banks need more money. And so it goes.... 1:49 PM May 9th from web
  11. There is truly nothing finer than witnessing two toddlers enjoying a verdurous picnic out of two billowing white Wal*Mart bags. 2:15 PM May 5th from web
  12. I be slammin' out French-paper revisions like Obama-rama in his first 100 days. 9:12 PM May 4th from web
  13. Is it wrong that whenever I see WHO I think of "Who are you? Who who? Who who? Who are you..." before World Health comes to mind? 10:06 AM May 1st from web
  14. @MizzouBentley Didn't that Greek lady, Lysistrata, pull the same thing a while back? 9:11 AM May 1st from web in reply to MizzouBentley
  15. Coffee coffee coffee coffee. HW HW HW. 12:09 PM Apr 30th from web
  16. And then there's the sun that's decided to take a holiday: http://www.physorg.com/news160043689.html 10:03 AM Apr 30th from web
  17. Campus floods, class ends, swine flu rampant, food a chic luxury, economy tanking--am I too panicky dropping the word "apocalypse?" 10:00 AM Apr 30th from web
  18. Uh-oh... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/facebook/4790044/Social-networking-sites-changing-childrens-brains.html 12:31 AM Apr 27th from web
  19. A second read-through shows the more impressive achievement is how much he drank (http://tinyurl.com/dloe8l) 11:59 AM Apr 12th from web
  20. Unsure how this opened in a tab, but thrillied! Man jumps. Twice. http://tinyurl.com/dloe8l 11:40 AM Apr 12th from web