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SIRJoshuaToThee

Can it really be ELEVEN whole months since we did wince from the shouting be'spiked red HAG that is the mother of Mr Andy MURRAY? about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@frankenbird 'Twas quality TAT, Mistress, as Five THOUSAND English pounds would so Attest. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frankenbird
@frankenbird There was a moment of CANALETTO, but mostly 'twas Beryl COOK. about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to frankenbird
I do declare that the Duke of Edinburgh's Gold Award becomes tougher to endure each Year. #jubilee about 24 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
God Sieve The Queen. #Jubilee 9:57 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
'Twas most unwise to put Prince EDWARD in charge of the Weather. #Jubilee 1:17 AM Jun 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
MADONNA performs in Israel & calls for PEACE in the Region. She should cease Shrieking & there they would Have it. 12:09 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@lucyinglis Is that the first line of thy NOVEL, Mistress? 7:53 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lucyinglis
@drshellington At the very least Mistress, but Treason & Blasphemy do make such compelling Bed-Fellows. 6:50 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to drshellington
@TiggerTherese 'twas via @BBCShropshire Mistress. 6:49 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck in reply to TiggerTherese
A Down-Pour is Forecast for the Weekend & now an Earthquake rocks Middle England. God does declare himself to be a Revolutionary REPUBLICAN. 6:35 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
Let the Five-Day LUNCHEON commence. 5:46 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
This is Lovely. Mr David BECKHAM would make a fine Knight. tinyurl.com/bsflo47 5:42 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
That Mr Geo. OSBORNE has been Elect'd to such high Office does make it much Easier for us to understand how, in India, a COW can be SACRED. 4:48 AM Jun 1st via TweetDeck
Bloated Drab Ms Kirsty YOUNG does play OUTRAGE unto all Relatives, afore attending th'After Party at her Spouse's Soho HOUSE. #crimewatch 1:43 PM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
God Forbid Mr HUNT pursuing a Career in Retail after Politicks: At M&S Brassieres shall be Sympathetic to Breasts, not Supportive. #Leveson 4:05 AM May 31st via TweetDeck
With all Friends of the PM in Court, vague Acquaintances may now expect High Office. I for Culture Sec. having once opened a door for Mrs C. 12:47 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
BUNTING is a most up-lifting Reminder of the Immense Inferiority of the general PUBLICK. 1:40 AM May 29th via TweetDeck
Baroness WARSI does refer herself to the Watchdog &, in further Contrition, offers that for One Year she may be address'd as Baroness SAWRI. 4:16 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
I must turn #leveson off, on account of the high-pitched noise, presumably the sound of Kittens Dying each time Mr BLAIR breaks his OATH. 2:19 AM May 28th via TweetDeck

Name Sir Joshua Reynolds
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Bio I am reborne in Modern times, at the age of TWOHUNDREDANDEIGHTYEIGHTYEARSONLY! My mynd is MOST ENQUIRING.