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  1. FUCK. I BET ON THE WRONG BRITNEY
  2. @theleeway SHOUTYMAN LOVES YOU TOO
  3. WTF? I'M AWAY FOR A WEEK & NOW ABBOTT'S OUR ALTERNATIVE PM? THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET TIGER WOODS FLY ME TO FLORIDA FOR A BACK SEAT SPECIAL
  4. @LAURAPAMELA SHOUTOUT TO YOU
  5. HEY OFFICE SOCIAL COMMITTEE PRESIDENT: YOUR ENTHUSIASM FOR THE OFFICE CUP SWEEP BETRAYS THE DULL, GREY EMPTINESS OF YOUR LIFE
  6. @danilic BEEN OUT SHOUTIN'
  7. HEY INDONESIA... WE'LL TAKE THE REFUGEES IF YOU TAKE THE REST OF THE CORBYS. DEAL?
  8. HEY WAYNE CAREY, I'M WRITING AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY TOO, BUT MY PUBLISHER SAYS I NEED TO GLASS A FEW MORE BITCHES
  9. THE BRADY BUNCH COULD SACK ALICE IF CAROL BRADY WOULD LIFT A FINGER. HER ONLY SKILLS ARE FLORAL ARRANGEMENT AND BEING A SLUT
  10. JESSICA WATSON DIDN'T SPOT A BULK CARRIER ON HER RADAR. HOPE SHE CAN SPOT A CONTINENT ON A MAP
  11. HEY KID, NEXT TIME DAD HATCHES A SCHEME... GET IN THE FUCKING BALLOON
  12. @quinnclare SHOUTOUT TO YOU
  13. @DrJavaBeans I WAS WONDERING WHICH PEDANTIC ARSEHOLE WOULD MENTION THAT
  14. #HEYHEY DARYL... WHEN DAYLIGHT SAVINGS COMES, WE WIND OUR CLOCKS BACK AN HOUR, NOT A FUCKING CENTURY
  15. OK. OWN UP. WHICH SICK FREAK GAVE SAM THE KOALA THE CHLAMYDIA?
  16. @MoocherGirl IT'S MY JOB
  17. HEY KYLE, IF RAPE COUNTS AS SEX THEN YOUR RADIO SHOW HAS HAD LOTS OF SEX WITH MY EARS
  18. I STARE AT THE SUN EVEN WHEN THERE ISN'T AN ECLIPSE JUST SO THAT I CAN WEAR THOSE SNAZZY GLASSES
  19. WHO TOLD MICHAEL JACKSON'S KIDS THEY COULD TAKE THEIR MASKS OFF?
  20. WHERE DID MY NINETY MILLION GO YOU OZLOTTO MOFOS????