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  1. The security guards at Papyrus do a shitty job moisturizing. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. The security guards at Sephora do a great job moisturizing. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. You guys hear about Tiger Woods? #shutthefuckupalreadyabouttigerwoods 2:19 PM Dec 2nd from TweetDeck
  4. These Purell stations everywhere are handy for those of us who don't shower 11:28 AM Dec 2nd from web
  5. @raeraeicky I guess this is your lucky day then... 1:17 PM Nov 21st from Echofon in reply to raeraeicky
  6. Check out our Doritos commercials in HD http://ow.ly/DIk6 7:57 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. Our three entries to the Doritos Super Bowl contest! Lookez-vous: http://bit.ly/Doritos1 http://bit.ly/Doritos2 http://bit.ly/Doritos3 6:52 AM Nov 11th from web
  8. @leannrimes holding a heavy skillet over my daughter's head while she sleeps lol! ;) 2:50 PM Nov 10th from web
  9. @brookeburke watching a bunch of ants eat a dead bird! ;) 2:39 PM Nov 10th from web
  10. @Jon_Favreau just cut open my chest with a knife, bleeding into a jar for :) 2:37 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. Dick genius RT @ChelseaVPeretti: If my steering wheel was made out of dicks 10 and 2 would be a whole new 10 and 2! 11:58 AM Nov 6th from Echofon
  12. "I just want a girl to fucking kiss me like we're in love" - @BobOfficer last night at 4am 3:19 PM Nov 1st from Echofon
  13. "Sam Raimi is a fright master. He's really the best there is." - Tim Bierbaum 3:10 PM Nov 1st from web
  14. @theapiary wow, how's Bernie Mac lookin? 4:25 PM Oct 28th from Echofon in reply to theapiary
  15. Haha good luck, i hope you can find it RT @Hollywood_Trey: *searching for the "Saw VI" trailer on YouTube* 12:17 PM Oct 28th from Echofon
  16. You ever get that feeling your mother was a 22 year old prostitute who died during childbirth? 4:34 PM Oct 27th from Echofon
  17. 500 people with bad taste are in line for a Boondock Saints 2 screening at Union Square 4:31 PM Oct 20th from Echofon
  18. Hate the Heartland Brewery guy with the pumpkin and no teeth. 11:56 PM Oct 17th from Echofon
  19. Drakkar Noir tastes exactly like it smells. CK One tastes ambiguous. Farenheit tastes like salty maple syrup. Off to the hospital! 10:50 PM Oct 17th from Echofon
  20. RT @Percy_from_spitfire things ain't always what they seem at the Spifire Grill 9:10 PM Oct 16th from Echofon