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  1. Man Marries Pillow? - http://su.pr/1CajmV Now I don't feel so bad about my on-again/off-again love affair with @OldNavyKelly about 5 hours ago via web
  2. @JamesatMetroPCS Yep... YouTube mobile works great thru the web browser. about 12 hours ago via web in reply to JamesatMetroPCS
  3. @JamesatMetroPCS New Samsung Caliber is great. Well... when it's not being buggy. =/ about 12 hours ago via web
  4. finally watched Slumdog Millionaire. Beautiful. about 13 hours ago via web
  5. More than $230 million to make Avatar. Only $11 million to make Hurt Locker. Both great. I'd rather make an $11 million movie. Just sayin. 9:38 AM Mar 9th via web
  6. is starting to catch up on some serious movie-watching. Today: Alice in Wonderland. Tomorrow: Hurt Locker. And, maybe, Slumdog Millionaire. 6:18 PM Mar 8th via web
  7. Yikes - "5 Reasons The Oscars Matter Even Less Than You Thought" - http://su.pr/9s6Mda 10:26 AM Mar 8th via web
  8. "The New Dork" - http://su.pr/1ozAMR - Love this! 10:13 AM Mar 8th via web
  9. You Rock! - http://su.pr/30sGvL 7:40 AM Mar 8th via web
  10. Google Island?!? Awesome... Let's go! =) http://su.pr/2oMifO 7:26 AM Mar 8th via web
  11. Did James Cameron sabotage chances of winning Best Picture by asking Academy to vote ex-wife for Best Director? http://su.pr/1NfAiB 7:22 AM Mar 8th via web
  12. @becker I haven't seen Hurt Locker. But based on the glowing review in your one Oscar tweet, I think I will. I LOVE Mountain Dew! ;-) 9:34 PM Mar 7th via web
  13. RT @CelluloidBlonde Why do most politicians look like someone I would be afraid to leave a child alone with? 1:13 PM Mar 7th via web
  14. missed flight to LAX... has to watch Oscars on TV like everyone else =/ 12:51 PM Mar 7th via web
  15. @CelluloidBlonde Mom? She's pretty cute. Tell her I said Hi. ;-) And any other nice single girls too. But only the nice ones. Please&Thanks 12:49 PM Mar 7th via web
  16. wonders why he can't meet a nice girl like this - http://su.pr/3Yikp6 ;-) 7:44 AM Mar 7th via web
  17. Is this @LadyGaga's grandma? - http://su.pr/2ltFph 7:38 AM Mar 7th via web
  18. @tampatheatre damn... I can't make it down today for the open house =( when is the next one 7:15 AM Mar 6th via mobile web
  19. No surprise... RT @DrOz Unhappily married men have a 64% higher risk of fatal stroke. When he says you're killing him, he means it. 3:20 PM Mar 5th via web
  20. @Bum0ntheRun hey, bro... I really, really want to buy the mac, but I have to use my $ for other stuff right now. =/ 8:37 AM Mar 5th via web
  • Name Depends who you ask.
  • Location Lost amid Inspiration & Action
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  • Bio My faith in humanity is shaken. Not stirred.
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