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  1. My first celebrity twit! Stephen Fry loves his nephew, but doesn't feel like writing speech for his school. More on story as it develops.
  2. last day of substitute teaching. My gastric ulcers thank you for your support.
  3. is sleepy. Film at 11.
  4. is amazed at how wonderful a bloody Mary his girlfriend can concoct, though she can't stand a sip of the drink herself.
  5. is sleepy and confused. More at 11.
  6. found out this site is not blocked.
  7. has discovered a season V Simpsons episode that he has never seen before. It's like finding a lost pirate treasure, but even better.
  8. is waking up to a new day.
  9. solving determinants.
  10. On my way to see Nick Cave! Wooo--hoo
  11. Looking for LULz in all the wrong places.
  12. Drinking coffee. We will stay with this story all night.
  13. In Hooters, on my way to see Obama!
  14. is RoRing.
  15. Obama txted me! He says he chose me for his BFF.
  16. am sitting around buck naked. Aren't you glad modern technology brought this news post-haste?
  17. celebrating Ted Steven's move from the Senate to a more suitable federal institution: the penitentiary! The wicked witch is dead!
  18. back in Vail, trying on $4000 cowboy boots
  19. making pesto.
  20. @lonelocust you are just a concentrated yeast extract as foodstuff bigot.