RylanDogg
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"If you're brave enough and smart enough, just kill yourself."--Rylan's commencement address to the Wesleyan graduating class of 2018.
about 10 hours ago
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@ NOOOOOO!!!!!! You monsters!
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to retrogrenade
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Most of my advice/notes/general life observations are now pro-suicide, so probably don't ask me to make a commencement speech.
about 10 hours ago
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@ Yeah. Build your utopia on someone else's back. I'm out of this bitch.
about 12 hours ago
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in reply to kerryannoc
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I hate you with a burning passion, world, so I'm taking back my Beefaroni burritos idea. You can't have it, you assholes.
about 12 hours ago
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fuck this fuck you
about 13 hours ago
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Nope. This isn't making me less sad. Never mind.
about 14 hours ago
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I like my hatred like my righteousness like my medicating; of the "self" variety.
about 15 hours ago
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@ Same here, but it's because my apartment looks like an addict's soul turned inside out and I damn well know it.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to Ahm76
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The rich and powerful will always win. It's best to just accept that and maybe pick up an addiction to cope.
7:49 AM Jun 1st
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Once, while eating waffles I screamed out pancakes name on accident and that's why I pay waffles alimony now.
2:44 AM Jun 1st
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Tonight has been a real tear-jerker (that's what I call it when I cry and masturbate at the same time).
2:34 AM Jun 1st
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Oh! It's "carrot and the stick", not "carrot and the dick." No wonder all my employees quit.
1:27 AM Jun 1st
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Let's all get married and call ourselves "Twitterwives"
1:20 AM Jun 1st
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@ Totally.
12:29 AM Jun 1st
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in reply to zurilian
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I'm not going into who doing what, but I've had sex dreams about some of you and now I giggle when I look at your avatar.
12:17 AM Jun 1st
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@ Oh! That's a great reward!
11:27 PM May 31st
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in reply to lukeguidici
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Which of the 3 numbers in women's measurement sizes is the one for the size of her dingleberries? I would assume it's the third.
11:27 PM May 31st
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Gonna grow a mustache so smarmy that it feeds on live mice and stripper's tears.
11:22 PM May 31st
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@ Thanks, man. Nice to read that.
11:20 PM May 31st
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in reply to abalistar
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- Name Rylan Strader
- Location Los Angeles
- Web http://RylanStrad...
- Bio Too old to be this lost. More words like this at: rylandogg.tumblr.com
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