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RyanSproull

  1. Creepy alien niece now named: Eden. twitter.com/RyanSproull/st…
  2. For those who know my sister, I now have a niece. As yet unnamed. My suggestion to let her name herself at age 12 under consideration.
  3. @Timpson Hey bud, do "best actor" nominees get a free ticket to the finals?
  4. @letsgetradical Ah. Yes, that's asking for it.
  5. Bill English overheard telling Auckland police to "hold Queen Street like the Spartans". #blockadethebudget
  6. @letsgetradical It's possible, but I didn't see that. From what I saw, he was amongst a number of people sitting, arms linked.
  7. TVNZ raw footage seems like police targeted Omar. Probably in their deck of Protest Leader trading cards. #blockadethebudget
  8. @myfewcentsnz1 Not Tim Behrend, by any chance?
  9. Just check the dates. RT @darmeus @RyanSproull Not sure I agree with your raisining.
  10. You may have heard Tesla and Edison's rivalry referred to as the "Current War", but it actually occurred quite some time ago.
  11. @keith_ng @mcquillanatorz No, you fool. She means she thought you sided with Tesla against Edison.
  12. When I see art directors at work using the tracing table, I point and yell, "Cheat! They're cheating!" One of my many endearing qualities.
  13. @DylanReeve @fletch_VAUGHAN Possibly Calamity Jane accounts for half of it: youtube.com/watch?v=smarZN…
  14. @fletch_VAUGHAN Averaging 3.6 standard drinks a day.
  15. @ColeyTangerina John Banks is "undecided"? That's progress, I guess.
  16. @Inventory2 @LewStoddart Yep. I'm going to be one of those bastard dads whose kids' friends think I'm cool but my kids think I'm awful.
  17. What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, man!
  18. @LewStoddart I'm not a dad yet, no, though when that time comes, I will be prepared to be maximally embarrassing to my kids.