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  1. My wife and I both wanted a little snack. She made herself some soup and she brought me a 3 pound bag of peanut M&Ms. She really gets me. about 4 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. My door key isn't working at my parents house anymore. Either the cold has frozen the lock or this is their way of telling me I'm adopted. about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. @Neon_Penguin Wait you saw that... I was hoping I had got the booger out by then. Sorry :( about 12 hours ago from web in reply to Neon_Penguin
  4. My 4 year old niece told me to "grow up already" when we were playing Barbies. See if I ever bring my Barbies to her house again. about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter
  5. @NotHot Thats funny. Leave it to those over anxious elders to jump the gun. I'm sure they didn't mean anything by it. about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to NotHot
  6. @awryone I completely agree. Someone should do the humane thing and take her to live on the farm where they took my old dog. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to awryone
  7. @NotHot you'll just have to invite them back when you've got some more work. I remember doing a lot of slave labor on my mission, it was fun about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to NotHot
  8. @sarahbellum yeah right. You like Sarah Palin like I like a brick to the head. about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to sarahbellum
  9. I'm not sure what I think of Formspring.me It seems all the girls are being harassed. I think I'd just enjoy someone asking me a question. 12:04 PM Dec 9th from UberTwitter
  10. @essdogg I agree. Without a playoff you get BYU declaring themselves champs in 84 or undefeated teams with no chance at a title game. #Utes 11:15 AM Dec 9th from UberTwitter in reply to essdogg
  11. local paper reports "fans" camp out to meet Sarah Palin. It was 8 degrees last night. Unless she's handling out barrels of oil, I'm confused 10:00 AM Dec 9th from UberTwitter
  12. http://twitpic.com/st0e3 - look what arrived at the office. 2 dozen cookies. Sugar induced coma to ensue. 8:35 AM Dec 9th from TwitPic
  13. Boss just called in sick. He said he was going to lay down for an hour so I shouldn't bother him. Like a good employee I plan to do the same 7:51 AM Dec 9th from UberTwitter
  14. Just in case the Spam Bots following me are curious. Ask me anything at http://formspring.me/RyanMoffitt 7:31 AM Dec 9th from formspring.me
  15. My baby just threw my cell phone and hit me in the lip, & she thinks its so funny. I always thought children were innocent until I had one. 6:09 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  16. RT @mnik: Some guy on the Internet says we can all knock off early today. You're welcome. Pls RT 3:25 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  17. It's depressing that I don't have more followers but even more depressing that somehow I lost someone I'm following as well. 2:45 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  18. People ask me why I'm not on Facebook. It's simple, I prefer to remember old girlfriends before they got ugly. 2:38 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  19. A client just called and told me they'd swing by my office today at 2, its currently 3:06 2:06 PM Dec 8th from UberTwitter
  20. http://twitpic.com/smjgh - my brother in architectural school is getting ambitious with design. 8:02 PM Dec 7th from TwitPic