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  1. Writing the story of a boy who, despite his best efforts, couldn't collect them all. It's a true geek tragedy. about 14 hours ago from web
  2. That Tank Commander sitcom thing is an abortion. about 14 hours ago from web
  3. Eating a frozen pizza. Probably should have heated it up first. about 19 hours ago from web
  4. Smelly carhorns. about 23 hours ago from web
  5. Can anybody hear me? about 23 hours ago from web
  6. Handicapped people who enjoy playing football have excellent fundamentals. about 23 hours ago from web
  7. I think if I was to get a pet dog I'd call it 'Busty Asian JPEG' about 23 hours ago from web
  8. My camel's in a bad mood with me because I took the hump. about 23 hours ago from web
  9. @Jam_sponge Nope his was "Have A Baby By Me Baby, Be A Millionaire." about 23 hours ago from web in reply to Jam_sponge
  10. What's the difference between Anthrax and Anne Frank? One is mixed into heroin and kills junkies and the other one's a rock band. about 23 hours ago from web
  11. On the plus side I did think of a title for my autobiography while I was in the terrible club. I'm calling it No Blowjobs For Baldy. 6:14 AM Dec 19th from web
  12. @m_robertson_UK Cool, is it over? I was running out of enthusiasm for it anyway. That's a relief. 6:05 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to m_robertson_UK
  13. Went to a really bad club and stood like an old fuck all night with my bunnet on. Bah bum bog. 6:00 AM Dec 19th from web
  14. What happened then? I wasn't paying attention. 5:54 AM Dec 19th from web
  15. Went on an assault course earlier today and got into some soapy bubble. Then realised it was a bath salt course I was on. #bestjokeever 8:49 AM Dec 18th from web
  16. It's so cold that it would freeze a brass monkey to death. 8:47 AM Dec 18th from web
  17. What was the name of that shoe bummer guy again? 8:45 AM Dec 18th from web
  18. @Pelayers Ah you shouldn't have bothered. Cheers! 8:45 AM Dec 18th from web in reply to Pelayers
  19. What Bond film is it that Dr Weirdarms is in again? 8:31 AM Dec 18th from web
  20. I would buy that Rage Against The Machine song but I'm waiting for the Susan Boyle version to come out. 3:39 PM Dec 17th from web