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@118800mobiledir Hey, can we have some of your phone numbers? We want to spam some people with "free" flight offers.. always gets them! 4:54 AM Jul 14th from web in reply to 118800mobiledir
Told OFT we'd tidy up website, this might incur a cost. Hmm.. unpaid work experience anyone? We don't need you to actually change anything.. 4:45 AM Jul 14th from web
On a roll...do away with the chairs and have a surcharge if people want them. If not it'll be like a Blackpool disco - morons everywhere! 3:46 AM Jul 2nd from web
I'm a genius-new surcharge idea! De-pressurise the cabin so people have to use the oxygen masks - Oxygen charged at £5/hour. 2:36 AM Jul 2nd from web
Just flown back from Malaga - "mystery shopping". Beejus do we transport some scumbags. Costa del Chav. Maybe Essex needs a new airport? 1:46 AM Jul 2nd from web