RyanAConklin
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In flight movie = sucks, food on plane = sucks, sitting between two grizzly bears for men = sucks. Going home for good = AWESOME.
5:03 AM Jan 3rd
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Our trek to home was going planned 'till the colonel said "You wait!"
Overall, it's protocol, for passing through Kuwait.
11:43 PM Jan 1st
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My friend tore his rotator cuff playing Wii. ... Idiot.
7:16 AM Jan 1st
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Does everyone carry a Sharpie wherever they go? Based on the graffiti in every public restroom, it sure makes me think so.
2:30 AM Dec 31st, 2009
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Darren Subarton, our friend, may your pain be gone. Say hey to Drew and Ben and may Heaven be fun. Rakkasan.
3:55 AM Dec 30th, 2009
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The most confusing things in life I've ever encountered has been, Déjà vu, Lady Gaga, "Battlefield Earth," and Algebra.
2:33 AM Dec 29th, 2009
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Those who shout "Skynard" or "Freebird" at bands should not be allowed to have children. If it is hereditary, we must breed them out.
2:13 AM Dec 28th, 2009
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Please keep in your hearts and prayers my mustache. I killed him this morning.
1:29 AM Dec 27th, 2009
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There's nothing funny about your funny bone.
3:25 AM Dec 26th, 2009
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"So this is Christmas..."
2:53 AM Dec 25th, 2009
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Iraq, I was hoping so hard that I'd drink a six-pack.
12:30 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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Learn from Santa. If you ever break & enter a home, just leave wrapped gifts near the fire place before you leave. No charges will be filed.
1:41 AM Dec 23rd, 2009
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Without Googling or researching, does anyone really know what "figgy pudding" is?
4:12 AM Dec 22nd, 2009
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Imagine a world where there exists A1 Steak Sauce flavored toothpaste, deodorant, cologne, and shampoo!
2:08 AM Dec 21st, 2009
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I realized I cross my legs when I sit more times than I should.
5:48 AM Dec 20th, 2009
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Today's Words to Live By: Don't die.
4:44 AM Dec 19th, 2009
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I would like a tattoo on the inside of my thigh of a squirrel reaching up.
3:18 AM Dec 18th, 2009
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When someone says they need to get something off their chest, they should literally take off their shirt before talking.
1:33 AM Dec 17th, 2009
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I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass.
4:33 AM Dec 16th, 2009
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Jeopardy is the adult version of Sesame Street. It subliminally instructs us while we watch.
2:11 AM Dec 15th, 2009
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- Name Ryan A. Conklin
- Location Baghdad, Iraq
- Bio I'm the dark prince of sarcasm.
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