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Ruth_A_Buzzi

  1. I knew an English teacher who got fired for an improperly dangling participle. 1:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Never marry an English teacher with Irritable Vowel Syndrome. 1:17 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  3. Only YOU can prevent narcissism. 4:10 AM May 24th via web
  4. Newspaper corrections come and go, but every now and then you run across one that makes typeset errors so worthwhile: twitter.com/Ruth_A_Buzzi/s… 8:00 PM May 23rd via web
  5. Canadian CSI Investigator spots evidence in a lake, "it's a boot!" Assistant Investigator, "A-boot what?" 3:54 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  6. The Koala Bear must be nature's absolutely worst dinner guest. I read that it eats shoots and leaves. 1:48 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  7. New Secret Service Rules: No prostitutes, no drunkenness, no late night carousing. If you really must act like that, you can run for office. 1:43 PM May 22nd via web
  8. Bad cows, bad cows...whatcha gonna moo? Whatcha gonna moo when they come for you? Bad cows, bad cows. 7:40 PM May 21st via web
  9. Still have guests, having a great time, wish you were here. Cooking dinner. Took a taste of the wine for the sauce. OOps... Got sauced. XOXO 2:13 PM May 20th via web
  10. Down at the ranch my husband keeps 2 cats, both of which he is very, very fond. One sleeps in our bed! Happy#Caturday twitter.com/Ruth_A_Buzzi/s… 4:30 PM May 19th via web
  11. Be careful whom you open up to; very few care and the rest just use it for gossip material. Save all the best for your cat. #HappyCaturday! 4:13 PM May 19th via web
  12. Happy CATURDAY and I'm sorry I've been largely unavailable this week. We have out of town guests! That explains my lack of TWEETS! xoxoxox 1:58 PM May 19th via web
  13. The doctor prescribed a suppository It's too big to swallow, it tasted terrible, and for all the good it did I might've just stuck it up my 6:50 AM May 17th via web
  14. @TheRealBuzz Great finding you here, Buzz! Please call when you get back to Texas! XOXO Ruthie and Kent 5:56 AM May 14th via web
  15. I would just like to say that in all these years I've been a liar, not once have my pants caught on fire. 5:30 AM May 14th via web
  16. As an Italian goddess who loves to eat, I love this palindrome sentence: "Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog." (thanks, @cheesehead1976!) 7:27 PM May 12th via web
  17. @eddiegossage Hey, Eddie! Kent and I are looking forward to being with you for the Indy Car race at Texas Motor Speedway next month! XOXOXO 7:24 PM May 12th via web
  18. "Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?" Another palindrome! With 12 words! Consider my mind BLOWN! (thx, @josephweissJr) 7:22 PM May 12th via web
  19. "Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a God." Here's another 9-word sentence that reads the same backward and forward! (thanks, @davidrcarroll) 7:19 PM May 12th via web
  20. Dogs in China have been arrested for purse snatching, assault, even murder. But all their cats have clean criminal records. #HappyCaturday 5:52 AM May 12th via web
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  • Name RUTH BUZZI
  • Location Sunset Ranch, Texas
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  • Bio I'm happily retired from showbiz; enjoying our cats, horses, cows, and the cowboy lifestyle in beautiful north Texas with my husband!
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